So Milan Lucic and James Neal just got swapped straight-up in one of the ugliest trades in recent memory. It got me thinking about which player is worse, and I really don’t even know. And then I thought about other things that would be hard to choose between…

 

 

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like choosing between putting hot sauce in your eye or hot sauce in your butthole.

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like choosing between eating chocolate-flavoured shit, or eating shit-flavoured chocolate.

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like choosing between fingering your mom or giving your dad a hand job.

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like choosing between no shoes for a month or no showering for a month.

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like choosing between drinking a glass of your own sweat or drinking a glass of your own piss.

Choosing between Milan Lucic and James Neal is like being naked with a boner and your mom is in front of you naked, and your dad is behind you with a boner, and you have to thrust forward or backwards.

 

 

Have you got some other ones? Let us know in the comments or tweet me @BLTJay!

 

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