My team got beat 10-3 last night. Yeah we got bodied (insert excuse about ringers and refs here). We need to find a better way to keep pucks out of our net and I think we have found it. We might never get beat again.

Have you ever heard a goalie say “We play for free because you can’t play without a goalie”?  Sorry goalies the jig is up.

 

Pros:

  • We no longer have to try to find a goalie to pay and/or bring beer in lieu of league fees
  • We will never again have that sick feeling in our gut when an actual goalie hasn’t shown up and it’s 15 minutes until game time
  • We will win every game henceforth

 

Cons:

  • No goalie to blame losses on (we still have refs and other team’s ringers) but we will never lose anyway
  • We might only score 1 or 2 goals a game

 

You can thank us later after your team wins the league championship using this style!

 

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