Panik! In The Jailhouse

by @BLTBerto

Mar 10, 2018; Denver, CO, USA; Arizona Coyotes right wing Richard Panik (14) in the third period against the Colorado Avalanche at the Pepsi Center. Mandatory Credit: Isaiah J. Downing-USA TODAY Sports

Mar 10, 2018; Denver, CO, USA; Arizona Coyotes right wing Richard Panik (14) in the third period against the Colorado Avalanche at the Pepsi Center. Mandatory Credit: Isaiah J. Downing-USA TODAY Sports

Arizona Coyotes forward Richard Panik was arrested last week in Scottsdale, Ariz., and charged with criminal trespassing, as confirmed by Scottsdale Police Department records. Panik was taken into police custody on the evening of April 8 after reportedly refusing to leave the entrance of a local bar. Police believed Panik was intoxicated during his interaction with authorities.

The 27-year-old Slovakia native was booked into Scottsdale City Jail for criminal trespass and was later released with a criminal citation. I actually had coyotes fans tell me that Duclair was a problematic player and this Nutsack is out here spending nights in the can after losing his shit for being denied entry to a nightclub his girlfriend works at.

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I mean, it’s not like he hurt anyone. Being drunk in public and refusing to leave is bad but it could be a lot worse. I will say, HE HAS been good on the top line over in AZ. He did put up 35 points. Some might not wanna give up on him because he discovered Scottsdale Nightlife.

However since he signed his contract in Chicago, his production fell there too and someone always scores on a lousy ass team. At least he didn’t find Jarrett Stoll style nightlife.

Then again if I played for this coyotes team after such a miserable first half of the season…I’d enjoy the nightlife too instead.

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On a scale of Derek Sanderson’s. How many beers do you rate this at? Check out his team stock photos, he jumped a scale of Phaneuf levels in just three.

 

 

 

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