What a bunch of CHOKERS!!

Is there anything more predictable than the Toronto LOSER Maple Leafs BLOWING it when the games count?

I hate to break it to you chumps, but you don’t have the salary cap to go out and buy another 11 million dollar playoff BUST so looks like it’s going to be another couple hundred years of SUCK for you.

The only disappointment for Bruins fans is not seeing more of Maple Leaf Square during the broadcast. SHOW ME THEIR SALTY CANADIAN TEARS. SHOW THEM TO ME.

Man. I bet you guys really wish you still had that PUD Kadri out there for you.

What a perfect player to encapsulate your entire franchise. Someone who goes completely missing during the playoffs. Year after year after year after year.

Oh, nice goalie you have there, Torlolnto.

Time to go bask in yet another year of Leafs futility, and another year of no Canadian team winning the Cup.

Suck it, losers.

EDIT: YOUR GOAL SONG IS HALL AND OATES. YOU DESERVE EVERY BAD THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOUR FRANCHISE.

HALL AND FUCKING OATES.

GOD YOU COULDN’T BE ANYMORE PATHETIC.

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