Love At First Dangle

 

 

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Not right now coach I’m in the f-ing zone #jaggerbomb #putmeincoach #onemove #onemoveonly

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I think I’m in love?

 

As I’ve alluded to earlier, I don’t have the smoothest handles so I appreciate watching those with silky mitts go bardown in innovative and creative ways. Pavel Barber videos are like ASMR for me.

 

But let’s be honest, it’s really only Pavel’s hands that make it move for me (phrasing?).

 

Brittaney Maine is the real deal cheese wheel. Moves like Jagr (BAD PUN, BAD), and is a certifiable angel. Is she BLT Rocket material? Yeah probably, but I don’t write those features.

 

 

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In disbelief when everything around you looks like a Bob Ross painting #dabdabdab #johnstoncanyon

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Some people have all the luck.

 

 

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⇞⇞Just waiting for the zamboni to do a quick flood ⇞⇞ #duster #bookmark #putmeincoach

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