Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey

SO…we were browsing the interwebz and came across a funny hockey t-shirt on Pinterest… yes we look at pinterest, Ok Brett browses Pinterest. The T-shirt listed the top 10 goalie excuses. We thought it was hilarious and was related directly to beer league goalies.

Here they are
The Top 10 goalie excuses:
#10: My Defense went on vacation
#9: Got tired after the 50th breakaway…
#8 Just realized I’ve spent over $3000 in goalie gear to stop a 98 cent puck…
#7 They should have named the team “The Pylons”…
#6 Zamboni driver turned my crease into a swimming pool!
#5 Only motivated when the cameras are all on me…
#4 2 slap shots off the head don’t count as “warm-ups” …
#3 Couldn’t stop the 6th rebound…
#2 Too busy glancing at my reflection in the plexiglass to see how cool I look.
#1 I left my angles at home!

We found this Hilarious and wanted to share it with you. Do you know any goalies like this? Are you a goalie? If so, what is your excuse?

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