Blogs

Leave Nick Alone

by Justin | June 18, 2019

Leave Nick Alone

Scoreless Shitty Skaters Blog

by Nick | June 18, 2019

Scoreless Skaters Blog

Nick’s Soda Review: Loganberry

by Nick | June 17, 2019

Loganberry Soda Review

Dejected Goalies Blog #3

by Nick | June 16, 2019

Dejected Goalies are cool. Salty Dejected Goalies are the best!

Duffs Famous Wings AKA Ranch Haters

by Nick | June 14, 2019

Duffs Wings Buffalo

The Dejected Goalie Blog #2

by Nick | June 13, 2019

More Dejected Goalies!!!

Those Bruins fans chirps that just didn’t age well.

by Nick | June 13, 2019

Dumb Bruins Fans Saying Dumb Things

The Dejected Goalie Blog

by Nick | June 12, 2019

Who else loves seeing dejected goalies?

Nick’s Soda Review: Berry Pepsi

by Nick | June 9, 2019

Nick's Soda Review: Berry Pepsi

Unwritten Rules Are The Worst

by WCBPJarom | June 7, 2019

Unwritten Rules Suck

Seattle is awarded the NHL’s 32nd franchise. Here are their new uniform options

by Nick | June 6, 2019

6 Team Names and Logos For Seattle's NHL Expansion Team

ECHL vs Colorado Eagles

by WCBPJarom | June 4, 2019

Colorado Eagles have taken their ball and gone home.

BLT Reviews: Stink Genie

by Nick | May 29, 2019

Your very own portable DIY gear cleaning ozone unit. BUT DOES IT WORK?

Playoff Beards

by John Blackburn | May 29, 2019

The best of the best

Is This The Worst First Pitch Of All Time?

by BLTJay | May 28, 2019

... Ouch

Torey Krug Is The Next Bobby Orr

by BLTJay | May 28, 2019

Not even joking

Two Pump calls the Stanley Cup Finals Winner

by BLTJay | May 27, 2019

Two Pump Chump Calls It

Aaron Rodgers Won’t Be Relevant in Fantasy Football This year

by Nick | May 24, 2019

Don't Draft Aaron Rodgers

The NHL Is A Fucking Joke

by BLTJay | May 16, 2019

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?

Justin Williams Has Lost His Mind

by Justin | May 14, 2019

Justin Williams is on full tilt.

Brad Marchand Is The Biggest Troll In The NHL

by Justin | May 14, 2019

Brad Marchand has mastered the art of trolling.

What If This Was Really His Last Name?

by Nick | May 10, 2019

What If This Was Really His Last Name?

GET RID OF THE F&*CKIN OFFSIDE REVIEW

by Nick | May 10, 2019

Is the offside review the stupidest thing in all of sports? Yeah probably!

Are Columbus Fans the Dumbest in Hockey?

by Justin | May 2, 2019

Can you spell "d-u-m-b?"

Beer League Saves You Need To Share With Goalies You Know Immediately

by Nick | May 1, 2019

Send these to a goalie you know IMMEDIATELY

Chirp Corner – Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand

by Justin | May 1, 2019

Chirp Corner - Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand

The Chirp Corner: Esa Lindell – Bro, Really?

by Justin | April 30, 2019

C'mon Bro, Really?

The most amazing Game of Thrones thing you’ll ever see

by Nick | April 29, 2019

Game of Thrones - Incredible

The Greatest Beer League Save In History

by Nick | April 29, 2019

We are trying to find the greatest beer league save EVER. Here is our first contestant.

BLT Rocket: Tara

by BLTJay | April 26, 2019
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SAME OLD LEAFS

by Justin | April 23, 2019

SUCK IT, TORONTO. WELCOME TO LOSERVILLE, POPULATION - YOU.

Gear Review – Pacific Rink Ultimate Hockey Bag

by Justin | April 22, 2019

The Dangle Diva reviews a real beaut of a bag.

The NHL Playoffs SUCK And Here’s Why

by Nick | April 18, 2019

I HATE THE NHL PLAYOFFS!

You’re Not a “Defensemen,” You’re Just a Terrible Skater

by Justin | April 5, 2019

You're Not a "Defensemen," You're Just a Terrible Skater

This Kid With The Wheels of The Year

by BLTJay | April 4, 2019

Take notes fellas

BLT Rocket: Tanis

by BLTJay | April 3, 2019

A top shelf beauty!

Rumor – Flames/Heat Signing Tri-City Americans Nolan Yaremko

by Nick | April 1, 2019
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No Doubt The Save Of The Year

by BLTJay | March 25, 2019

And it wasn't even made by a goalie

I just did the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

by Nick | March 21, 2019

W-T-F? Why did I do this?

Broken Hearts and Broken Sticks

by Justin | March 21, 2019

Broken Hearts and Broken Sticks

BLT Rocket: Jacquie

by BLTJay | March 21, 2019

Swimming With Sharks

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Lip Sweaters

by Nick | March 21, 2019

Legit ... These are Biebs' favorite jerseys. He loved them so much he allegedly stole one.

Fighting Father Time

by John Blackburn | March 16, 2019

I’m 42 years old, and the best my body has to give athletically is way behind me. Concussions, torn ligaments, snapped tendons, ripped muscles, stress fractures, broken fingers, cortisone shots.

OLD MAN RANT

by John Blackburn | March 12, 2019

Get off my lawn! Or highway!

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Puck Tales

by Nick | March 11, 2019
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Women in Beer League

by Brian Santora | March 11, 2019

Some rules for keeping it cool around the fairer sex.

Pay Your Damned League Fees!

by Brian Santora | March 10, 2019

Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.

The NHL sucks and they are doing it to themselves

by Nick | March 7, 2019

THE NHL SUCKS - and here's why

Live from the Crease

by FloridaMan | March 6, 2019

Stop the "ass-hatery"

The Curious Case of the Cheating Goalie

by Brian Santora | February 28, 2019

What happens when a goalie cheats?

The Chirp Corner – I Have Been Banned from Twitter

by Justin | February 27, 2019

This is some absolute bullshit.

Hey Goalie, Go F@$# yourself!

by Nick | February 27, 2019

Goalies WTF? Here's your chance to help

BLOCKBUSTER 4 WAY TRADE INVOLVING CHINA & VGK

by John Blackburn | February 25, 2019
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Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Brown Trout

by Nick | February 25, 2019

Are you down with the brown?

UPDATE – Park Police Helicopter Investigation

by John Blackburn | February 23, 2019

Requests for information regarding the progress of the internal investigation went unanswered until this morning, when BLT received an update from the Park Police PIO.

NHL to McDavid: “Not Yet. Sid is still our man”

by Nick | February 22, 2019

Sidney Crosby is still the best player in the world and the NHL announced it today.

BREAKING NEWS: Flames Get Stone In Preparation of Trade Deadline

by BLTJay | February 21, 2019

Huge News For The Flames

John Legere, T-Mobile CEO, Can Get Right The Fuck Outta Here

by Aaron Celli | February 20, 2019

Frankly, I'm sick of his bullshit

Jaromir Jagr – Men’s Leaguer

by Zac Flachman | February 19, 2019

Is Jagr just a men's leaguer playing in the NHL...or KHL..or...wherever the hell he's playing?

Throw this beer leaguer in jail

by Justin | February 19, 2019

Lock him up and throw away the key.

The Virtue in Violence

by Justin | February 18, 2019

The struggle in finding a new team in a new place. And when you know you've found the right one.

The Last Word on Colin Kaepernick. Ever.

by Aaron Celli | February 17, 2019

The final piece ever written regarding the former 49ers QB

Man On a Mission

by John Blackburn | February 16, 2019

Tom Wilson is plowing through lesser opponents. Ryan Reaves is to thank.

Throwback Classic Draft Tournament Giveaway

by Nick | February 13, 2019

Going to the Throwback Classic in Anaheim? Win big with Beer League Talk

Supernatural Eye for College Student: Woman Finds Man in Her Closet

by Aaron Celli | February 8, 2019

A North Carolina man was arrested after a college student came home to her off-campus apartment to find him hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes, police said.

IN DEFENSE OF: The State of Maine

by Aaron Celli | February 7, 2019
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BREAKING NEWS – United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on “alleged” Hockey Hate

by John Blackburn | February 7, 2019

BREAKING NEWS - United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on Hockey Hate

Football’s Over. What Next?

by Terrance Avery | February 6, 2019

Now that Football is over, what's next?

Keeping Up With Los Machetes: Week Two

by Jake Robles | February 6, 2019

A game in the life of a weirdo goalie

Are you a craft beer person? Fuck You!

by Aaron Celli | February 5, 2019

Craft beer people are the worst

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: Being Single

by Aaron Celli | February 5, 2019

From BLT's resident Lonely Man

Maple Leafs Extend Matthews – Are Idiots

by Justin | February 5, 2019

Trash organization gets trashed in contract negotiations

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Gucci Ghosts

by Nick | February 5, 2019

You might be fresh but you'll never be Gucci Ghost fresh

Elias Lindholm trolls ex-fan base after beating them in their own barn.

by Nick | February 3, 2019

Lindholm gets last laugh after being traded out of Carolina.

Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend

by Justin | February 1, 2019

Eventually we all move on. Even from hockey gear.

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: The San Jose Sharts

by Nick | February 1, 2019

Yeah you read it right... Sharts

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

by John Blackburn | January 31, 2019

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

ARC 440 Hockey Stick Review

by Justin | January 30, 2019

I review the ARC 440 hockey stick. Spoiler alert - IT'S GOOD!

The Chirp Corner – Sideline Swap Find of the Week

by Justin | January 30, 2019

Today I found possibly the coolest thing ever on Sideline Swap. No fucking way in hell am I buying them though.

Move Over, Ovi. Pasta is the New Half-Wall King

by Justin | January 29, 2019

Has David Pastrnak over taken Ovechkin from the half-wall?

What’s Wrong with the ChAmPS?

by John Blackburn | January 29, 2019

Whats wrong with the ChAmPS?

Keeping Up With Los Machetes: Week One

by Jake Robles | January 28, 2019

A game in the life of a weirdo goalie

Canadians Play Hockey EVERYWHERE….. Literally

by Nick | January 28, 2019

Canadians being Canadian

Remembering Manon Rhéaume

by Heather | January 27, 2019

A true trailblazer for women's hockey

C League Sites: Coffee with Coffey

by James Minger | January 27, 2019

A trip down memory lane

The Chirp Corner – In Defense of Wearing a Massive Half-Shield

by Justin | January 27, 2019

Step up to the plate internet haters. I'm brushing you back.

Should you feel bad for Oilers fans?

by Nick | January 24, 2019

Should you feel bad for Oilers fans?

I Could Stop a Pro Slapshot – And I Will, For Charity

by Justin | January 23, 2019

Stopping pucks is so easy, even I could do. So quit complaining, tendys - and let me show you how it's done.

Just give the Stanley Cup to the Flames now

by Nick | January 22, 2019

This mask will win the Flames the cup.

The Mighty Duck Had a Reunion Today and YIKES

by Justin | January 21, 2019

DUCKS FLY TOGET....oh fuck they all look so old?

Should Filip Chytil Have Had to Fight After Murdering Tuukka Rask?

by Justin | January 20, 2019

Ranger forward Filip Chytil committed capital murder against Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask last night. Should he have had to drop the gloves?

The Chirp Corner – Is This the World’s Greatest Beer League Chirp?

by Justin | January 19, 2019

Someone call 9-1-1, cause I murdered this bender.

The “REAL” Chirp Corner – Did Eminem really deserve to be in the final rap battle vs Papa Doc in 8 Mile?

by Nick | January 19, 2019

Should Papa Doc be the rap god?

Chris Wagner Gets Stoned TWICE By The Empty Net

by BLTJay | January 19, 2019

C'MON MAN!

No 2020 World Cup

by Heather | January 19, 2019

Is it a big deal, or no?

Ryan Johansen Tries to DECAPITATE Mark Scheifele (Hyperbole Warning)!!

by Justin | January 19, 2019

Ryan Johansen decides he's Henry VIII and Mark Scheifele is one of his wives.

The Chirp Corner – Bad Idea File (Fighting Big Z)

by Justin | January 17, 2019

We've had a lot of bad ideas, but fighting Zdeno Chara seems like the worst.

The Chirp Corner – Not All Veterans Are as Stupid as These Idiots

by Justin | January 17, 2019

Anonymous Veterans write letter calling College Student a Coward. Irony Ensues

Clap Back Clap Bombs for the Haters

by Justin | January 16, 2019

Justin claps back at all the haters from his recent goalie-centric blog.

IGGY’s number is being retired and the Flames better not mess it up more than they already have

by Nick | January 16, 2019
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Goalies – Have No Fear Your Hero Is Here

by Nick | January 16, 2019

Your hero has arrived - EMBRACE ME!

The Chirp Corner – Goalies: ENOUGH.

by Justin | January 15, 2019

Time to put an end to the goalies "being weird" phenomenon.

Surviving an 11-Game Losing Streak

by Jake Robles | January 15, 2019

Shit has hit the fan

In defense of backup goalies

by Heather | January 14, 2019

Love your backup

The Chirp Corner – Why Did I Not Go Backhand 5-Hole?

by Justin | January 14, 2019

Why?!?!?!?

The Chirp Corner – What Is Acceptable Pre-Game Music?

by Justin | January 13, 2019

When in charge of the music - what are the do's and don't's of being the DJ?

The Chirp Corner – It’s Time To End Dangle Shaming

by Justin | January 13, 2019

Why is dangle shaming acceptable? A rebuttal to Nick's shameful "Greasy Goals" blog.

The Chirp Corner – 5 Reasons I Will Never Write a “List” Type Blog

by Justin | January 13, 2019

"List" Blogs are awful - here's 5 reasons why.

Greasy Goals – Welcome to the 3G club

by Nick | January 12, 2019

Greasy Goals? 3G Club it's a way of life.

Bruins vs. Leafs – Post Game Recap

by Justin | January 12, 2019

January 12, 2019 - Bruins 3 - Toronto 2

A Brewery in Chicago defends Cody Parkey’s honor and lets fans attempt field goal. It goes exactly as you’d imagine

by Nick | January 12, 2019

Chicago brewery allows fans to attempt FG to defend Cody Parkey's honor.

The Chirp Corner – I Fear I Have a Problem

by Justin | January 12, 2019

I have an addiction, and Sideline Swap is the drug.

Shawn Thorton has a beef with the Bruins

by Nick | January 11, 2019

Shawn Thornton has a beef with the Bruins

The Chirp Corner – Love At First Dangle

by Justin | January 11, 2019

Do you believe in love at first Dangle?

The Chirp Corner

by Justin | January 10, 2019

Chirp Corner

All Star Game Jerseys – What are you thinking NHL?

by Nick | January 9, 2019

Are these for real? SMH

Brad Marchand Arrested

by BLTJay | January 8, 2019

This time the licking has gone too far

Even the Flames players are tired of Mike Smith’s goaltending

by Nick | January 3, 2019

Flames players doing their best beer league warmup impression

Why I Don’t Hate The Leafs So Much Today

by BLTJay | January 3, 2019

The reason these losers are playing at 2pm on a Thursday

Introducing Myself: The World’s Okayest Goalie

by Jake Robles | January 3, 2019

New Blogger Alert: The Worlds Okayest Goalie

Canada loses world junior hockey game … and title of nicest people in the world.

by Nick | January 2, 2019

Canada loses more than a hockey game tonight.

Why do referees hate the Edmonton Oilers?

by Nick | January 2, 2019

Why the refs hate the Oilers.

Old School Hockey – Are You Not Entertained?

by Nick | January 1, 2019

Old School Hockey - Are you not entertained?

Did Tuukka Rask’s new Winter Classic mask just make me a goalie fan?

by Nick | December 29, 2018

Did Tuukka Rask's new Winter Classic mask just make a goalie fan?

EA Sports – NHL 19 – Hope for the best, prepare for the worst

by Sean | December 28, 2018

NHL 19 - Can you hear me now?

Dustin Byfuglien – Dirtiest player in the NHL?

by Nick | December 28, 2018

Sorry Jet fans... Byfuglien Sucks

‘Twas the hour before beer league

by Nick | December 24, 2018

Happy Holidays Beer Leaguers

Beer League Jersey Challenge 2019

by Nick | December 24, 2018

The 4th Annual #BeerLeagueJerseyChallenge is here. Win a free set of custom beer league jerseys from Laga Sports worth $1500.

Tom Wilson: Today’s Ideal Yesterday

by Jake Bassett | December 22, 2018
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Beer League Review: The Hockey Arsenal Covet Stick

by JJ | December 21, 2018

Arsenal Covet Hockey Stick Review

Hey NHL, The Shootout Is STUPID

by Nick | December 21, 2018

GET RID OF IT!!!

More Insane World Junior Goalie Pads

by Nick | December 20, 2018

More Insane World Junior Goalie Pads

One Punch Man

by John Blackburn | December 19, 2018

Pssssttt this is why they should call me Tommy One-Punch

These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!

by Nick | December 19, 2018

These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!

This Just In – Carlton Banks is an Asshole

by Nick | December 18, 2018

We thought Carlton was the fun loving nerd on "The Fresh Prince" but No... He's an asshole.

BLT Rocket: Jessica

by BLTJay | December 18, 2018
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Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Money Shots

by Nick | December 17, 2018
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Hockey Holiday Hate Crime

by Nick | December 17, 2018

What is this world coming to? Let the kids play!

New goalie equipment rules creating a goalie shortage

by Nick Martinez | December 16, 2018

The new rules are resulting in more injuries leading to players abandoning the position.

The Worst Call In The History Of Hockey

by Rob | December 14, 2018

The worst call in the history of hockey

Can Ovi Actually Break The Great One’s Record?

by Sean | December 13, 2018

It might be closer than you think!

The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey

by Nick | December 12, 2018

The Beer League Commandments are sacred. Learn them, follow them, use them.

Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Homers

by Nick | December 6, 2018

Doh! These bad ass jerseys are almost too much.

A Beer League Christmas Wishlist

by Nick | December 1, 2018

Every Beer Leaguer's Christmas Wants.

All-Time vs Active Points Leaders by Franchise

by Nick | November 27, 2018

Who is close to breaking records?

From Porn to Puck: A Story of Hockey Glory and Glory Holes

by Carlo | November 22, 2018

An interview with Farrell Timlake of the AVN Porn Hall of Fame

The Most Awesome Non-Hockey Hockey Jerseys You’ll Ever See

by Nick | November 21, 2018

The best GD jerseys in the Worl.... we mean GALAXY

Top 10 Reasons Tom Wilson is Not a Goon

by John Blackburn | November 20, 2018

Top 10 reason why Tom Wilson isn't a goon

Proof That Hockey Is The Greatest Sport In The World

by BLTJay | November 19, 2018

Don't @ me

Outdoor Classic

by Nick | November 14, 2018

Come have the ultimate Canadian hockey experience with the greatest hockey show in the world!

By The Numbers — 975 Goals

by Carlo | November 13, 2018

Is The Great One one actually the greatest goal scorer ever?

Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Jersey Squids

by Nick | November 12, 2018

A Bad Ass Jersey From Bad Ass Jersey. The squids present this beauty to the beer league world

The Worst Trade In NHL History (That No One Talks About)

by BLTJay | November 11, 2018

Oh What Could Have Been...

The Boston Bruins Are The GOAT Of Winter Classics

by BLTJay | November 8, 2018

Check out these jerseys

By The Numbers — 152:01

by Carlo | November 6, 2018

The Longest Game In Modern NHL History

Movember: Top Ten Sports ‘Staches

by Carlo | November 3, 2018

So many great ones to choose from!

Mike Condon Lets In Goal So Bad, He Loses His Job

by BLTJay | October 31, 2018

Oh no...

The Best Halloween Costume You’ll See This Year

by BLTJay | October 30, 2018

And no, it's not Gritty

Heart Attacks And Hockey

by Carlo | October 29, 2018

This information could save someone's (or even your) life!

Team Stick Giveaway

by Nick | October 26, 2018

Win Free Sticks For Your Team

BLT Rocket: Meghan

by BLTJay | October 25, 2018

California Dreamin'

By The Numbers – Gettin’ Your Skates Did

by Carlo | October 25, 2018

3/8" to 1-1/2"... What does it all mean???

Week 8 Give ‘Em A Look – Running Backs

by Nick | October 23, 2018

Got RB issues? Here's a few that might make sense this week.

Analyzing Emerging RB’s – Week 8 Waiver Options

by Karl Rasmussen | October 23, 2018

Week 8 Waiver Wire RBs that could help your team

Hurling Is For Everyone!

by John Blackburn | October 22, 2018
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Remembering the Curse of the Bambino

by Carlo | October 22, 2018

Is the Curse coming back?

The Greatest Facebook Translation Of All Time

by BLTJay | October 20, 2018

Urho Vaakanainen is a what?

By The Numbers – Flex That Stick

by Carlo | October 19, 2018

The truth behind those all-important little numbers

Studs vs Duds: Week 7 WR’s

by Karl Rasmussen | October 18, 2018

Who is going to go deep this week?

Studs vs Duds: Week 7 TE’s

by Karl Rasmussen | October 18, 2018

Who should you pick up or drop this week?

Fantasy Football Report Week 7: RB Studs vs Duds

by Karl Rasmussen | October 17, 2018

The RBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.

Fantasy Football Report Week 7: QB Studs vs Duds

by Karl Rasmussen | October 17, 2018

The QBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.

Insert angry NHL19 title here

by Sean | October 15, 2018

Bone to pick with NHL19 and EA Sports

By The Numbers – Why is scoring up the first weeks of the season?

by Carlo | October 14, 2018

Who knows, but it sure is exciting!

Are The Leafs Really The Team To Beat?

by Sean | October 13, 2018

Finale to the Unpopular Opinion Division Preview Series

By The Numbers – Breaking down the league fees in beer leagues

by Carlo | October 12, 2018

Breaking down what it costs to play in different cities in North America

BLT Rocket: Gracie

by BLTJay | October 11, 2018

Winning Ships and travelling the world, not a bad life!

Fantasy Football Report Week 5: Trash or Treasure

by Karl Rasmussen | October 9, 2018

Did you find a treasure on the waiver wire or was it a 1 week aberration? Find out in our Week 5 Treasure or Trash report.

By The Numbers – What Does A Hockey Jersey Number Say?

by Carlo | October 8, 2018

Uniform # history and more things you didn't know about jersey #'s in hockey.

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Double Dion

by Nick | October 8, 2018

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys - What's better than Dion? Double Dion! Check out this jersey that immortalizes a Canadian hockey legend.

Gritty Will Lead The Flyers To The Top

by Sean | October 7, 2018

Unpopular opinion series (Metropolitan Division)

Good Guy Astros Fan – Calls Springer Homerun Then Buys Whole Section Beer

by Nick | October 6, 2018

We all have made bets we didn't think we'd pay up on. This Astros fan came through with $500 worth of beer.

Beer League By The Numbers – How to deal with short & long benches

by Carlo | October 5, 2018
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Yankee Fans Are The Maple Leaf Fans Of The MLB

by Nick | October 4, 2018

The Worst Fans or The Best Fans? What do you think?

Mike Smith’s New Mask Is Absolute FIRE

by BLTJay | October 4, 2018

An awesome throwback to the Mike Vernon days

Two Pump Chump Season Preview

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

A full preview of the 2018-19 NHL regular season

Tom Wilson Suspended 20 Games

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

The NHL lays down the law!

NHL Awards Predictions

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

The BLT predictions of the 2018-19 NHL Awards winners

BLT Rocket: Sammy

by BLTJay | October 2, 2018

There's no arguing with this ref!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New York Islanders

by BLTJay | October 2, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 19

Joe Thornton Just Cost The Sharks The Cup

by Nick | October 2, 2018

Why Jumbo Joe... Why?

Top Tier Fantasy Trade Targets

by Karl Rasmussen | October 2, 2018

Bit by the injury bug? Under-performing players? Here's 10 guys you should try to acquire to bolster your team.

6 Disappointing Fantasy Football Players

by Karl Rasmussen | October 2, 2018

Top 6 Disappointments So Far This NFL Season

Calgary Flames Proving Their Worth

by Sean | October 1, 2018

Flames > Sharks. Obviously.

Top 10 ways to piss off your goalie

by John Blackburn | September 28, 2018

We've got some rules, and you BETTER obey them!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New Jersey Devils

by BLTJay | September 27, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 18

Beer League Beginners

by Jake M | September 27, 2018

The unwritten rules whether you're a beginner or a vet

The Colorado Avalanche Are Ready To Make Waves

by Sean | September 26, 2018

Will They Win The Central Division?

BLT Rocket: Lexie

by BLTJay | September 25, 2018

Better than you on the ice, and off

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Nashville Predators

by BLTJay | September 24, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 17

Alexander Radulov Borrows A Fan’s Jersey From The Crowd During Pre-Season Game

by Nick | September 24, 2018

Fan lends his jersey to Alexander Radulov during a pre-season game in Tulsa.

Calgary Flames, I’m In Love And I Don’t Care Who Knows It

by Nick | September 21, 2018
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BRING BACK THE GOON?

by Rob | September 21, 2018

BRING BACK THE GOONS!

HURLING IS BAD ASS – What Is Hurling And Why You Should Be Watching It

by Nick | September 21, 2018

The most bad ass sport you've never heard of

The Sharks are NOT the team to beat in the Pacific

by Sean | September 21, 2018

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

WE ARE ALL CLEVELAND BROWNS TONIGHT

by Nick | September 20, 2018

WE DID IT!

Breaking News – Coyotes Cut Ekman-Larsson

by Nick | September 19, 2018

WOW! Ekman-Larsson cut by the Coyotes

NHL To Fans: Let’s Get Drunk

by Nick | September 19, 2018

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!

Does The NHL Think You Are Stupid? Well Yeah!

by Nick | September 19, 2018

The NHL Thinks You Are Stupid. Find out why, and what you can do about it.

Ottawa Senators expect to battle for a playoff spot this season… in the AHL

by Nick | September 13, 2018

The Ottawa Senators: Your 2019 Calder Cup Champs!

Goalies Are Filthy Stinking Cheaters

by Nick | September 12, 2018

Why are goalies allowed to blatantly cheat us shooters?

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Montreal Canadiens

by BLTJay | September 5, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 16

Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week – Happy Hookers

by Nick | September 3, 2018

How a 10 year old kid searching for boobs on TV came up with our Beer League Talk Jersey of The Week.

Incredible Beer League Shootout Goal

by Nick | September 3, 2018

It takes some stones to try this move much less actually pull it off. What's your go to move?

Referees Are Ruining Our Sports

by Nick | September 2, 2018

Ref are donkeys! How can we stop them?

NFL Player, Jalen Ramsey, says he could make the NHL

by Nick | August 31, 2018

NFL'er says with 6 month training he could make the NHL.

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Minnesota Wild

by BLTJay | August 30, 2018

The Greatest Jerseys In NHL History Part 15

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Los Angeles Kings

by BLTJay | August 29, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 14

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Florida Panthers

by BLTJay | August 28, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 13

Beer League Hawkey 8/24

by Nick | August 24, 2018
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WARNING: These Jerseys Have NHL Fans Triggered

by Nick | August 23, 2018

These might make your eyes bleed

Can We Pay Your League Fees?

by Nick | August 23, 2018

Can We Pay Your Fees PLEASE?

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Edmonton Oilers

by BLTJay | August 16, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 12

Auston Matthews is a Terrible Hockey Player

by BLTJay | August 15, 2018

Look at how bad he is!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Detroit Red Wings

by BLTJay | August 14, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 11

Teams Play Game With Garbage Bucket On Ice

by BLTJay | August 13, 2018

Basically the same as any time Milan Lucic is on the ice.

Is It Too Early To Start The #NHLPLAYERSTOTHEOLYMPICS in 2022 Movement?

by Nick | August 13, 2018

IOC Gives 3 weak options for hockey in 2022 and 1 real one.

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week: Inglewood Jacks

by Nick | August 13, 2018

Does this team look like a bitch to you? Not rocking these jerseys, they dont.

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Dallas Stars

by BLTJay | August 10, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 10

The Islanders Will Be Just Fine – So Pipe Down Ya Greenhorn

by OldManDan | August 10, 2018

NY Islanders Opinion From OldManDan

Why I’m Changing My Name To Connor McDavid

by Nick | August 10, 2018

Why I'm changing my name to Connor McDavid... and why you probably should too.

30 Years Ago Today: The Biggest Trade In NHL History

by BLTJay | August 9, 2018

A day that shocked the hockey world

Geezers in Breezers – Meet Michael From Everett

by OldManDan | August 9, 2018

Geezers in Breezers - A Beer League Talk blog featuring adult players that play hockey because they love the game.

Chel-A-Thon 2018 For Skate For The 22 Foundation

by Nick | August 9, 2018

48 hours straight of NHL 19, raising money for Skate For The 22!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Columbus Blue Jackets

by BLTJay | August 8, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History: Part 9

Goldberg vs Julie the Cat – Which Mighty Ducks Hockey Club Goalie Is Better

by Nick | August 7, 2018

Goldberg The Goalie Vs Julie The Cat Debate Over - The #1 Goalie For The Mighty Ducks Was

Ryan Kesler is a Shit Bag BUT…

by Nick | August 6, 2018

Ryan Kesler is a Shit Bag BUT........

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week: Trash Pandas

by Nick | August 6, 2018

Check out this beauty from the Trash Pandas out of the True North Hockey League.

Best NHL 19 Beta LOL Moments

by Nick | August 3, 2018

The Best of the NHL 19 Beta

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Colorado Avalanche

by BLTJay | August 2, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 8

Best Jersey in Franchise History: The Chicago Blackhawks

by BLTJay | August 1, 2018

The Best Jersey In Franchise History: Chicago Blackhawks

BREAKING NEWS: NHL Changes Ruling On Iginla Retirement Day

by BLTJay | July 30, 2018

A monumental decision for the 2004 Calgary Flames

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Carolina Hurricanes

by BLTJay | July 26, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 6: Carolina Hurricanes

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Calgary Flames

by BLTJay | July 25, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 5: Calgary Flames

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Buffalo Sabres

by BLTJay | July 23, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 4: Buffalo Sabres

What Are The Ducks Thinking!?!!?

by BLTJay | July 23, 2018

What the...?

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: The Fourth Meal

by Nick | July 23, 2018

The Jersey of the Week honor this week goes to a team that knows all about what should follow beer after the big game.

Get Your Shit Together Senators

by Nick | July 20, 2018

Get your shit together Senators

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Boston Bruins

by BLTJay | July 19, 2018

The best look of each NHL franchise Part 3: The Big Bad Bruins

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Arizona Coyotes

by BLTJay | July 18, 2018

The Best Look of Each NHL Franchise Part 2: The Arizona Coyotes

The Greatest NHL Videos Games In The History of The Video Game World

by Sean | July 18, 2018

The Top 5 Best NHL Video Game In The History of Forever

Walmart.. Yes, that Walmart.. roasts Tennessee Fan On Twitter

by Nick | July 18, 2018

THE ULTIMATE TWITTER ROAST BY WALMART!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim)

by BLTJay | July 16, 2018

The best look of each NHL franchise part 1: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim).

Beer League Talk Jersey Of The Week: MYSTERY TEAM!

by Nick | July 16, 2018

BLT JERSEY OF THE WEEK

Which one of you beer leaguers is this?

by Nick | July 16, 2018

The Most Beer League Thing We've Seen on a Golf Course

NHL 19 Gamers…. It’s not so bad

by Nick | July 12, 2018

If you're not stoked about NHL 19 remember... it could be worse.

Hockey Players Fighting Vs Football Players Fighting

by Nick | July 12, 2018

Every one loves a good ole donnybrook... or do they?

Top 5 Worst NHL Jerseys of All-Time

by Nick | July 11, 2018

These jerseys are so bad most beer league teams woudn't wear them. Well.... if they were paying us millions I'd wear them. Here are the Top 5 Worst NHL Jerseys of All Time.

All-American NHL Team

by BLTJay | July 4, 2018
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Happy ‘Murica Day from BLT

by Nick | July 4, 2018

Happy 4th Beer Leaguers

The Carolina Hurricanes Love The D

by Nick | July 4, 2018

With Carolina signing another top tier D-man we ask the age old question: Is there a such thing as to much D?

What 88 Million Will Get You

by Nick | July 3, 2018

What can 88 million dollars get you? Well lots of things really but only a few of them are worth it.

Beer League Season Awards

by Nick | July 2, 2018
Summer Hockey is in it’s final few weeks. Some teams are still battling in their quest for the cup. Some teams are sitting at home counting down the days until the next season starts. Some teams are even starting up their winter season right now. Lastly, there are the beer league beauties who are putting  Continue Reading »

Never Lose a Beer League Game Again

by Nick | June 29, 2018

Never Lose A Beer League Game Again!

The ONLY PLACE Kovalchuk Should Sign

by BLTJay | June 28, 2018

Talks are heating up. Pierre LeBrun reported earlier today that it’s down to 4 teams to get in on Ilya Kovalchuk.

The Happy Islanders Fan – #Hotz4Trotz

by OldManDan | June 20, 2018

How the hell could you let Trotz walk? I mean really, fired, pissed off or couldn’t come to terms, this has only happened once before in the history of the NHL.

Geezers in Breezers – This week – BeerLeagueChick

by OldManDan | June 20, 2018

Guys- I promise you won’t break us, just play us like you play everyone else out there, we just happen to be female. I promise we can take it.

You Heard It Here First! New Features In NHL 19

by BLTJay | June 20, 2018

The EA Sports NHL video game franchise has been hit-or-miss over the last couple decades that the game has been coming out. It’s currently the only hockey game on the market, so unfortunately...

NHL’s Team Podcast Draft

by Nick | June 18, 2018

Here at Beer League Talk we pride ourselves in our overwhelming knowledge of the game at the beer league level. Just like most of you we love NHL hockey too.

THE MUST READ GUIDE: Where Will John Tavares Sign?

by BLTJay | June 18, 2018

John Tavares is one of the biggest Free Agent names the NHL has seen in a long time. Rumours have been flying about whether Tavares will stay in Long Island, or move over to the West Coast...

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/18

by Nick | June 18, 2018

Alright stick and pucksters, this week’s beauties can be seen in Windsor, Ontario in the FGHL. The Shithawks were an obvious choice for jersey of the week. Justin Dickson submitted these bad boys...

Why Ovechkin is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME

by Nick | June 12, 2018
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Pick A Team, Any Team, And You Could Win Some Money

by Nick | June 12, 2018

Greetings everyone, it’s your pal Ryan here to help inject some NHL hockey into your summer… With the added bonus of gambling! Now that sports betting is likely coming to most states soon..

Hostile Hockey Interviews – Episode 1

by Nick | June 11, 2018

In a world where sports interviews are all about “giving it 110%” and “taking it one shift at a time,” we decided it was time someone asked your teammates why they’re playing like actual pieces...

The Golden Knights Won’t Be Back Anytime Soon

by BLTJay | June 11, 2018

The Vegas Golden Knights just pulled off one of the most incredible seasons and Cinderella runs of any team, in any sport, ever. Fresh into the league as an expansion baby, they cruised...

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/11/18

by Nick | June 11, 2018

This week, @beerleagueclay presents to you Farley Athletics from Macomb, MI. These beauties are worn by @engeldangle and his teammates in honor of a former stick and puckster turned comedy genius...

The Only Thing Better Than Winning The Stanley Cup…

by BLTJay | June 8, 2018

Hockey players work their whole lives for one thing: From 3 years old, all they dream about is winning the Stanley Cup. Early mornings, gym twice a day, shooting 500 pucks a night for YEARS...

5 Most Hated Players in the NHL

by Nick | June 7, 2018

This is going to be subjective of course because a Bruins fan isn’t going to hate a Bruins player and a Duck fan isn’t going to hate a Duck (well maybe they will when they see #5).

Lick Me Where I Fart, Bitches

by BLTJay | June 7, 2018

So it turns out that a teacher telling a student to “lick me where I fart” isn’t even a big deal anymore. Nor is saying “it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together”...

Geezers in Breezers – Kyle From Washington State

by OldManDan | June 7, 2018

Hey there ya Damn Kids! Have you had enough of your participation trophies and not keeping score? Are you itching to here another story from your cantankerous friend OldManDan?

Caps in 5

by Nick | June 5, 2018

I’m not going to pat myself on the back but back when everyone was saying “Vegas can’t be beat” or “Vegas is a team of destiny” I was saying no way. Caps in 5!

The Ultimate Guide To Enjoy Playing Fortnite as an Adult

by Nick | June 4, 2018

I am a gamer from way back. Atari, Nintendo, PC – Diablo 2 (you almost got me kicked out of college, Diablo!). I am huge Fallout, Battlefield, and COD fan...

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/4/18

by Nick | June 4, 2018

This week, we have U-S-Eh. Sent in by Joshua Hepburn of San Jose, California. “The idea for the team name came from half the guys on the team being Canadian and the other half being Americans.

Teams Should Be Allowed To Challenge Penalties

by BLTJay | June 3, 2018
Teams Should Be Allowed To Challenge Penalties Two Pump Chump – @BLTJay Let me start by saying this: Get rid of the offside coaches challenge. PLEASE. PLEEEEEEEAAASSSSE. It is the worst thing that has ever happened to the NHL. It slows the game down, it takes away good goals that were in no way affected by  Continue Reading »

Sports Ranked by Toughness

by Nick | June 3, 2018
Sports Ranked by Toughness by @Nickerjones Watching the Stanley Cup finals got me to thinking about what sport had the toughest athletes. Hockey is obviously a no brainer right? But what about all the other sports that aren’t near as entertaining or as tough as hockey. I’m a few cold ones deep and tired of getting  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago

by OldManDan | May 31, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago by @Sounder2thecore   Beer Leaguers  have I got a story to tell you! This week’s guest is another tendy. Really, what’s up here skaters, how come I hear from so few of you? We know that tendys are a different breed and it appears that they are fearless in  Continue Reading »

Best New Summer Hockey Kicks

by BLTJay | May 31, 2018
Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay Nike teased a new shoe on Wednesday that has set the world ablaze, and here is all you need to know: Flip-Flop. Slides. The most ambitious crossover event of all time? I know I will be rocking these every day I can this summer, so I’ll have to apologize to my  Continue Reading »

BREAKING NEWS: ESPN HAS HOCKEY ON FRONT PAGE

by Nick | May 31, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: ESPN HAS HOCKEY ON FRONT PAGE by @nickerjones It’s definitely a bit colder right now but I figured it was because I’m in Canada. However I have just learn that hell has indeed frozen over. I’m not sure how it happened or why it happened but it is GLORIOUS! What happened you ask?  Continue Reading »

Beer Leaguer’s Guide to The Cup Final

by Nick | May 28, 2018
Beer Leaguer’s Guide to The Cup Final by: @RyPir213 You know the storylines already, the Vegas Golden Knights, a team that didn’t exist one year ago are up against the Washington Capitals, Ovi finally gets his shot to dance with Stanley. The 2018 Stanley Cup Final has the makings for one of the most epic, insane,  Continue Reading »

The Truth About The Vegas Golden Knights

by Nick | May 28, 2018
The Truth About The Vegas Golden Knights By: @nickerjones For the past couple weeks all that’s been around on Twitter & Facebook are hockey fans bitching about how the NHL gifted the Vegas Golden Knights a Stanley Cup Finals berth.  While I agree that all fan bases should experience the heartbreak of losing (see 2004 for  Continue Reading »

Birth of a Beer Leaguer

by Nick | May 25, 2018
Birth of a Beer Leaguer by @beerleagueclay Sure, Texas isn’t known as a hockey hotspot. We have exactly one NHL team, and that team has exactly one championship. 1999. I was 7 years old when it happened, and despite being hooked on hockey from then on, Texas was and still is a football state. That’s  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – Hector from Omaha

by OldManDan | May 24, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – This Week Hector from Omaha Hey there Beer Leaguers time to gather round for this week’s Geezer in Breezers. So, grab some wood, pull up a chair or sit on the floor and let me tell you a little story. Back in my day we skated on tube skates, watched SlapShot  Continue Reading »

Top 3 reasons the Bolts choked off Game 7 and won’t be playing in the Stanley Cup Finals.

by Nick | May 24, 2018
Top 3 reasons the Bolts choked off Game 7 and won’t be playing in the Stanley Cup Finals. by @Nickerjones Well Game 7 was a fun one. Ovie led the Caps to the finals, Holtby has put up over 120 minutes of shutout hockey, and the Bolts..well their season is over. A lot of people  Continue Reading »

BREAKING NEWS: New Team Files for NHL Expansion

by Nick | May 23, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: New Team Files for NHL Expansion by @Nickerjones The NHL is in a sticky situation with the success of first year team the Vegas Golden Knights. This has 30 other GMs thinking of what they can do to give their team a better chance of winning in future seasons. Today, in an unprecedented move  Continue Reading »

Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks

by Nick | May 23, 2018

Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay The San Jose Sharks have always been…

Most Common Beer League Hockey player Excuses

by Nick | May 23, 2018
Most Common Beer League Hockey player Excuses We posted an article about a list of the top 10 goalie excuses. ( Find it here : Top 10 Goalie Excuses). We had goalies emailing us asking, “what about all those player excuses that goalies hear?” We agree. To be fair to all of the goalies out  Continue Reading »

Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks

by BLTJay | May 23, 2018
Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay The San Jose Sharks have always been a hard team to understand. Almost 30 years into their franchise, they have had some very good teams and dominant seasons. But they have only been to the Cup Finals once and never won it  Continue Reading »

And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT

by Nick | May 22, 2018

And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT WHAT A CRAZY…

Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is.

by Nick | May 22, 2018

Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is. by @nickerjones We all know how obnoxious the goalie interference calls…

Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is.

by Nick | May 17, 2018
Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is. by @nickerjones We all know how obnoxious the goalie interference calls (or no calls) have been this NHL season. Well we have finally found someone donning the stripes on the ice that, we think, will call goalie interference ….. almost every time he is scored on.😂  Continue Reading »

And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT

by Nick | May 17, 2018
And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT     WHAT A CRAZY FINISH! April proves to be a team’s worst nightmare and another’s best friend. Thanks for playing this year folks! Congrats to all the teams! Every team in this year’s contest get’s 15% off their order  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #6 Beer League Beauty – Nicole Court

by Nick | May 16, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #6 Beer League Beauty – Nicole Court   For our next judge we bring out the infamous Beer League Beauty. We hear that her hockey skills are only surpassed by her drinking skills. In true to form bad assery BLB records her pics in a tattoo parlor. We  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington

by OldManDan | May 15, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington by @Sounder2thecore What’s up Beer Leaguers? OldManDan here to tell another story, so sit on down kids. You, yeah you, sit down! Back in my day people showed respect to their elders and the men that played hockey were tough, the women, even tougher! If  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #5 Kane Van Gate

by Nick | May 14, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #5 Kane Van Gate   Our next guest judge is the one and only KVG. Kane is the best goalie in the game not in the NHL. He waits patiently by his phone, literally every day, for a call to come in from the bigs. We are stoked  Continue Reading »

Meet Team BLT for the Walleye Chop

by Nick | May 11, 2018
Meet Team BLT for the Walleye Chop  Team BLT was invited to cover the Walleye Chop in Blaine, Minnesota We rounded up a group of our listeners to make the trip with us and hopefully help guide BLT to a championship ( or at least a good time) this weekend. Here is team Beer League  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #4 Deb Bellows – GM of the Inaugural Westy Champion TomCats

by Nick | May 11, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #4 Deb Bellows – GM of the Inaugural Westy Champion TomCats Nick says that “there are few people in this world that inspire me & the BLT crew the way this incredible person does.” Deb has a passion for the game that isn’t matched by many. She uses  Continue Reading »

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by Nick | May 10, 2018

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Blog Post 3

by Nick | May 10, 2018

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Blog Post 2

by Nick | May 10, 2018

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Blog Post 1

by Nick | May 10, 2018

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Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #3 Dani from Beer League Talk

by Nick | May 10, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #3 Dani from Beer League Talk If there is one judge that’s gonna give it to ya straight without pulling punches, it’s Dani. She just DGAF. All in all Dan is pretty alright when it comes to spotting awesome jerseys.  Here are her picks.  Feel free to use  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #2 Westy Winners Dirty Mike and The Boys

by Nick | May 8, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #2 Westy Winners Dirty Mike and The Boys To keep the BLT Jersey Challenge fair we have brought in a number of impartial judges. Dirty Mike and the Boys won last year’s Westy Challenge and thus earned the right to call themselves the greatest beer league hockey team  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #1 Nick From Beer League Talk

by Nick | May 8, 2018
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #1 Nick From Beer League Talk      There are 7 guest judges for the BLT Jersey Challenge. Each judge will rank the top 4 based on their own tastes in jerseys. Each 1st place vote is worth 4 points, 2nd place vote is worth 3 points, 3rd  Continue Reading »

Reactions To Marchand’s Lick

by BLTJay | May 5, 2018
Reactions To Marchand’s Lick Jay D – @BLTJay If you have been anywhere near the online hockeyverse in the last 12 hours, then you know all about it. The Lick. Marchand did it again! And people seem to have a reeeeeeal problem with it this time (which is kind of weird because he did it  Continue Reading »

Pro Level Beer League Advice

by Nick | May 4, 2018
Pro Level Beer League Advice  by @BLTBerto If you ever feel like you’re doing a bad job at something, just remember it can always be worse….. you can always be stupid enough to lose you entire paycheck. If you’re annoyed watching an NBC Broadcast because Pierre won’t shut the hell up… Don’t worry who isn’t?  Continue Reading »

Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan

by OldManDan | May 3, 2018
Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan by @Sounder2thecore Howdy Beer Leaguers! OldManDan here in your eye sockets. Thanks for dropping by the homestead. Grab some wood there and sit a spell. First a little about Geezers In Breezers the new column for Beer League Talk. Nick was kind enough to  Continue Reading »

Hello world!

by Nick | May 3, 2018
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing! Comments Related posts: Seattle Draft Tournament 2018 – Sawbucks Seattle Draft Tournament 2018 – Seals Outdoor Classic

Panik! In The Jailhouse

by Nick | April 21, 2018
Panik! In The Jailhouse by @BLTBerto Arizona Coyotes forward Richard Panik was arrested last week in Scottsdale, Ariz., and charged with criminal trespassing, as confirmed by Scottsdale Police Department records. Panik was taken into police custody on the evening of April 8 after reportedly refusing to leave the entrance of a local bar. Police believed  Continue Reading »

NHL – WHAT THE F ARE YOU THINKING?

by Nick | April 11, 2018
Is it Wednesday yet?? By @matty_d35 If you’re a degenerate hockey watcher like me, you loathe the no hockey gap between the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs. Even casual hockey fans know that the 1st round of NHL playoffs are the best in sports. The build up of an 82  Continue Reading »

Scott Foster: Beer League Legend

by Nick | March 31, 2018
Scott Foster: Beer League Legend By: @matty_d35 One of the great things about being a goalie is that you’re always in demand. If you’re decent enough you can play hockey for free every night if you want. On Thursday, 36 year old accountant/target Scott Foster played some free hockey. Only instead of dealing with weak beer  Continue Reading »

5 Overtimes Sets Record For Longest Game In KHL History

by BLTJay | March 23, 2018
Jay D – @BLTJay Ever have to stay late when your boss tells you to work overtime? How about 5 overtimes?  That was the case in the KHL last night, as Jokerit and CSKA Moscow played the longest game in KHL history, going into the 5th overtime period! The game lasted 142:09 and defenceman Mat  Continue Reading »

Beer League Talk Outdoor Classic Highlights

by Nick | March 13, 2018
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Are the New York Islanders The Most Beer League Team In The NHL?

by Nick | March 4, 2018
Are the New York Islanders The Most Beer League Team In The NHL? by @nickerjones You might remember Casey Cizikas scoring “the most beer league goal ever”  a few weeks ago? Well the Islanders are at it again with a goal scored by Brandon Davidson. This goal is some straight up basic beer league shit.  Continue Reading »

Why Is Chris Stewart Always Running?

by BLTJay | March 1, 2018
Why Is Chris Stewart Always Running? by @bltJay So it turns out Chris Stewart of the Minnesota Wild Calgary Flames is just like us beer leaguers! The cameras caught him crushing a Red Bull before the game on Wednesday.     We thought it might be a little better if he was crushing a beer before  Continue Reading »

Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll

by Nick | March 1, 2018
Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll by @nickerjones Canadian hockey fans are known to be passionate about their teams. This Calgary Flames fan takes it to the next level when he starts a GoFundme page to buyout Troy Brouwer. The catch is … Brouwer sees it and responds Hey everyone, I started a fundraising campaign for  Continue Reading »

10 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Team Manager

by Nick | March 1, 2018
10 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Beer League Team Manager by @nickerjones   In a recent episode of Beer League Talk on Youtube this conversation casually came up and it got us to thinking.     Do you hate your GM? Remember that time he only filled 5 of your team’s 6 water bottles? How  Continue Reading »

Do you even celly bro?

by Nick | February 28, 2018
Do you even celly bro? by @nickerjones    I bet you didn’t think that today you’d wake up and get celly-schooled by a bunch of kids but here we are. Check out these kids and their cellys.   It’s time to step your game up beer leaguers. Here’s our favorite beer league celly and quite  Continue Reading »

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 4 – Olympic Edition

by Nick | February 22, 2018
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 4 – Olympic Gold Medal Edition  by @Nickerjones   Every beer leaguer has been on the ice, on their drive way, or in their garage and played out this exact scenario… Championship game, it’s down to the shoot-out and you’re the one standing at center  Continue Reading »

Womens Hockey is SOFT?

by Nick | February 22, 2018
Womens Hockey is SOFT? by @Nickerjones The team USA and the team Canada women teams HATE each other. Actually hate might not be strong enough. Super hate? Super Duper hate? LOATHE? Really you can’t understand the hate these teams have for each other unless you watch  them play. As a dude hockey player I have  Continue Reading »

Why The Chicago Blackhawks Suck Balls

by BLTJay | February 22, 2018
Why The Chicago Blackhawks Suck Balls Jay Davidson – @BLTJay The Chicago Blackhawks have been one of the most dominant franchises over the past 10 seasons, winning 3 Stanley Cups in that time. But since winning the Cup in 2015, the Blackhawks haven’t won a playoff series, got swept in the first round last year,  Continue Reading »

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant – 3

by Nick | February 21, 2018
Think you can nail The Kuch? by @nickerjones Back with another take of goals us beer leaguers think we can score but really can’t.  Datsyuk has his own move. Forsberg has his signature move. This move now has to be called the Kucherov, right? Or maybe just “The Kuch” Kucherov has pulled this off multiple  Continue Reading »

Flames Concede To Play Rest of Season On The Road

by BLTJay | February 18, 2018
Flames Concede To Play Rest of Season On The Road Jay Davidson – @BLTJay The Calgary Flames made history last night by deciding that they will concede to play the rest of the season on the road. The Flames will donate all home games, as well as the revenue generated, to their opposition until their season  Continue Reading »

I Told You Canada Would Lose

by BLTJay | February 18, 2018
By @BltJay – Tweet me I’m not really excited about it, but I did call Canada getting upset by the Czechs. And Slovenia continues to pave its way to the gold medal game. Should we be surprised? No, I called it. Pretty exciting for an Olympics that everyone said would suck, hey? Well I already told you  Continue Reading »

What Beer Would Your NHL Team Be?

by BLTJay | February 15, 2018
Here at Beer League Talk we like two things a lot: hockey and beer. Which got us thinking – what if NHL teams were actually beers? This is what we came up with: Edmonton Oilers – Lucky Lager The Edmonton Oilers are trash. Some might say they are the worst team there is, given their losing  Continue Reading »

Two Pump Chump Called It – Olympic Hockey

by Nick | February 14, 2018
By @BltJay – Tweet me   I called it… I f*ckin called it! Here’s the blog I wrote telling you the olympics would be so exciting USA: LOSS Team that was kicked out of olympics but allowed back in but aren’t actually called  by their country’s name: LOSS   Here’s an American crying into his low  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Beer League Jerseys Volume 3

by Nick | February 14, 2018
It’s time for the 3rd edition of the Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys. We continue our never ending quest to find the best hockey jerseys ever to be donned by adult hockey teams. Here is the original Top 10 and here is version 2.  How do we judge the Top 10 jerseys? Really it’s subjective and it’s  Continue Reading »

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 2

by Nick | February 14, 2018
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant – 2 Wow! Jaccob Slavin kicks off the Hurricanes scoring with  a lil top titty backhand that us beer leaguers can only dream of pulling off. I can’t tell you how many game warm-ups I have watched where beer leaguers spend 3’s of minutes doing nothing  Continue Reading »

Brad Marchand goes savage on Twitter fan

by Nick | February 14, 2018
Well not much to say here, everyone’s favorite player to hate ( outside of Boston anyway) just roasts twitter troll. Good on you B-Rad. Can we make #MarchyRoastMeToo a thing?  Beer Leaguers… Take notes…we are tired of hearing the same ole’ chirps at beer league games. Follow Marchand and step up your chirp game.    Continue Reading »

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant

by Nick | February 13, 2018
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t by @nickerjones -Tweet me    Us beer leaguers are good at a lot of things. Unfortunately, in most of our cases hockey isn’t one of them. It’s ok, you’re still pretty. In our first edition of GBLTTCSBC  – (Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But  Continue Reading »

Why Beer League Is Harder Than The NHL

by Nick | February 13, 2018
By: @JJtheHoser – Tweet me   When people talk about the most difficult hockey league in the world to play in, the easy answer is the NHL. Fame, fortune and some serious competition all contribute to making life in the NHL rewarding, but challenging. I mean, what other answer could there be besides the NHL  Continue Reading »

Parros as useless as local beer league commissioner

by Nick | February 13, 2018
Parros as useless as local beer league commissioner by @BLTBERTO – Tweet me ‪George Parros had a real chance to make a statement with Dustin Brown after going hard at Cogliano (who at the time had a Ironman streak that was extremely close to breaking and setting the record, instead he gave him 2 games  Continue Reading »

The Most Beer League Goal You’ll Ever See in the NHL

by Nick | February 13, 2018
The Most Beer League Goal You’ll Ever See in the NHL  by @nickerjones – tweet me! We know/ We know… you all want to see highlight reel goals. Let’s be real none of us will ever be able to score a goal that looks like that. Let’s talk about goals that we could score. A goal  Continue Reading »

WHY OLYMPIC HOCKEY WILL BE AWESOME THIS YEAR

by BLTJay | February 10, 2018

Bummed that NHL stars aren't playing in the Olympics this year? Don't worry olympic hockey will still be awesome in PyeongChang and here's why:

Why Olympic Hockey Will be Awesome This Year

by BLTJay | February 10, 2018
Why Olympic Hockey Will be Awesome This Year by Jay Davidson   Crosby. McDavid. Tavares. Stamkos. Bergeron. Subban. Burns… oh, what could have been. The best players in the world at the best tournament in the world could have meant hockey like we have never seen before. Calibre that we could (and now will have  Continue Reading »

Hockey Fights: Do They Have a Place in Beer League Hockey

by Nick | January 25, 2018
Hockey Fights: Do They Have a Place in Beer League Hockey One rec hockey player’s opinion on the subject of the hockey fight I play rec hockey league, and have been involved in it for over 15 years. The league I play in does not allow fighting. Drop your gloves and you’re out—done, finished, over.  Continue Reading »

The Joy (and Pain) of Pond Hockey

by Nick | January 20, 2018
The Joy (and Pain) of Pond Hockey There is nothing like a game of pond hockey when the conditions are right. But it takes work. By Geoffrey Horn (Cross Ice Hockey) We all know that the best part about winter for hockey players in the North is ODR. If there’s one hope that Beer League  Continue Reading »

Outdoor Classic

by Nick | December 19, 2017
Come have the ultimate Canadian hockey experience with the greatest hockey show in the world! Set in the scenic Canadian Rocky Mountains, the Beer League Talk crew is hosting its inaugural outdoor classic tournament. With 4 divisions – Beauties, Beer Leaguers, Grinders and Heroes – this tournament is sure to have a place for you  Continue Reading »

Westy Boosts

by Nick | September 17, 2017
It’s that time of the year again…. Westy time. This is the 2nd year for the beer league team battle for thousands of dollars in free gear and the title of ‘best beer league team in the world’. Last year teams solicited votes from friends, families, teammates, and local media outlets. It was a tough  Continue Reading »

Flames Development Camp 2017

by Nick | July 5, 2017
Check out these photos from the 2017 Flames Development Camp   Comments Related posts: No related posts.

Top 10 Beer League Jerseys v2.0

by Nick | February 20, 2017
In the 2nd edition of the Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys we continue our quest to find the best hockey jerseys ever to be donned by adult hockey teams. Here is the original Top 10. Let’s first start by exploring how does one judge the Top 10 jerseys? Really it’s subjective, hence why we  Continue Reading »

The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey

by Nick | December 12, 2016
The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey We all know beer league hockey operates with a few unwritten rules that keep everything running smoothly. At least, we thought everyone knew that. But lately we’ve been meeting more plugs who just don’t seem to get the way things work. So, rather than leave them lost wandering  Continue Reading »

Beer League Hockey Traditions Will Be Here to Stay for Years

by Nick | October 3, 2016
Beer League Hockey Traditions Will Be Here to Stay for Years Written by Dane Nichol Last Tuesday Beer League Talk retweeted a Yahoo Sports article about Mile One Centre in St. John’s, Newfoundland becoming the latest arena in Canada to put the kybosh on post-game beers. Nice try. Look, arenas across Canada have been banning  Continue Reading »

The ABC’s of Beginner Adult Hockey

by Nick | September 7, 2016
The ABC’s of Beginner Adult Hockey by Coach Craig of Practical Hockey I’m glad you are here. This information is for adults that are new to hockey. Whether you are picking the game back up from a long time ago or have had little to no formal training – this should get you pointed in  Continue Reading »

What jersey would you want from the Beer League Talk sponsored Calgary Draft Tournament?

by Nick | July 8, 2016
What Jersey Would You Want From the Beer League Talk Sponsored Calgary Draft Tournament? The greatest hockey show in the world is sponsoring the best adult hockey tournament in the world this weekend. The DRAFT TOURNAMENT! The draft party is tonight! For all of you playing or even those that couldn’t make this one, we want  Continue Reading »

The Top 25 Things We’ve Learned on Beer League Talk

by Nick | July 8, 2016
The Top 25 Things We’ve Learned on Beer League Talk Now that the confetti has settled and the crumbs from our birthday cake have been swept up, we are really in awe that it’s already been a year of making Beer League Talk. Through the many weeks of talking hockey, beer and – let’s face  Continue Reading »

NHL Free Agency 2016: Companies Exploring Stamkos-esque Marketing Contracts

by Nick | July 1, 2016
NHL Free Agency 2016: Companies Exploring Stamkos-esque Marketing Contracts   Earlier this week it was reported that the Toronto Maple Leafs would be offering a $3.5 million contract with Canadian Tire in addition to the $10 million he would make for playing for the team. This has inspired many companies to explore offering other players  Continue Reading »

Edmonton Oilers trade for wrong Larsson

by Nick | June 29, 2016
On Wednesday afternoon the Edmonton Oilers completed a trade sending winger Taylor Hall to the New Jersey Devils for defenceman Adam Larsson. Needless to say – Oilers fans were not happy. It turns out that GM Peter Chiarelli  thought he was acquiring up and coming all-star defenceman Oliver Ekman-Larsson from the Arizona Coyotes.  “We are currently  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Reasons We’re Excited for Canmore Draft 2016

by Nick | May 20, 2016
Top 10 Reasons We’re Excited for Canmore Draft 2016   Spring has sprung, May long weekend is days away and the mother of all draft tournaments is knocking at our door. That’s right, it’s nearly time for 12 teams’ worth of hockey hooligans to head for the mountains and take over Canmore once again. The  Continue Reading »

The 3 players that ruin Beer League Playoffs for everyone

by Nick | May 10, 2016
By James Minger @hockeypanda Regularly writes for, Pattisonave.com   Congratulations to you, adult hockey person! You have successfully completed yet another year of Beer League hockey! For most of you reading this, your team probably did not complete mission #16W (or however many games it takes for you to win your local championship). Alas, back  Continue Reading »

New Beer Helps Improve Athletic Performance

by Nick | April 1, 2016
With the rise of craft beers at an all-time high in Canada, a new beer is being marketed to a different demographic: Athletes. Score-ona beer is a small craft brewery with production in London, Ontario. The beer contains electrolytes, caffeine, amino acids, and other vasodilators, which are the same ingredients that are found in most  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys

by Nick | February 18, 2016
Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys If you and your team would like to try to get on this list, Beer League Talk will help you by sponsoring your jerseys. All you have to do is check out the details here : Beer League Jersey Sponsorship In hockey, like most sports, the most important thing isn’t  Continue Reading »

Sens flip Phaneuf for Shultz

by Nick | February 11, 2016
Sens flip Phanuef for Shultz Just days after acquiring Dion Phaneuf to shore up their defense, the Ottawa Senators flipped the 30-year-old rearguard to the Edmonton Oilers for Justin Schultz, who played his way out of the city of Champions. The Senators shocked the hockey world when they traded with their division rival, the Toronto  Continue Reading »

The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Adult Beer League Hockey Tournaments

by Nick | February 4, 2016
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Adult Beer League Hockey Tournaments 20 Tips to be a Beer League Hockey Tournament All-Star Surviving a hockey tournament weekend begins with attitude. These tourneys are a tour away from the everyday so one must prepare mentally and spiritually. Words like “morals” and “hesitations” should be abandoned. Excessive obscenities? Alcohol  Continue Reading »

25 Things You Should Know About Dating a Hockey Chick

by Nick | January 28, 2016
25 Things You Should Know About Dating a Hockey Chick   So you’re pretty into this whole hockey thing and you’ve started thinking the only thing that could make it better would be dating a girl who likes hockey just as much as you. Well, hockey chicks are a breed of their own so there  Continue Reading »

What your beer league hockey game arrival time says about you

by Nick | January 20, 2016
Check out this awesome blog from our friends a Hockey Players Club What your Beer League Hockey Arrival time says about you Comments Related posts: Never Lose a Beer League Game Again

Building the Greatest Beer League Team of All Time: Players you need on your team

by Nick | January 18, 2016
Building the Greatest Beer League Team of All Time: Players you need on your team Beer League Talk wants you to have awesome hockey seasons. We know there is a formula for building the greatest beer league hockey team of all time. Building that team doesn’t necessarily mean you are your league’s new dynasty, and  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey

by Nick | January 8, 2016
Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey SO…we were browsing the interwebz and came across a funny hockey t-shirt on Pinterest… yes we look at pinterest, Ok Brett browses Pinterest. The T-shirt listed the top 10 goalie excuses. We thought it was hilarious and was related directly to beer league goalies. Here they are  Continue Reading »

Top 5 Beer League Talk Podcasts of 2015

by Nick | January 6, 2016
The Top 5 Beer League Talk Hockey Podcasts of 2015. Yes, we know you’re sad and lost without your weekly episode of Beer League Talk. Don’t worry we will be back better than ever next week. Before we get to the Top 5 episodes of Beer League Talk in 2015, we wanted to say a  Continue Reading »


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