Recent Posts by Aaron Celli

John Legere, T-Mobile CEO, Can Get Right The Fuck Outta Here

February 20, 2019

Frankly, I'm sick of his bullshit

The Last Word on Colin Kaepernick. Ever.

February 17, 2019

The final piece ever written regarding the former 49ers QB

Supernatural Eye for College Student: Woman Finds Man in Her Closet

February 8, 2019

A North Carolina man was arrested after a college student came home to her off-campus apartment to find him hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes, police said.

IN DEFENSE OF: The State of Maine

February 7, 2019

Are you a craft beer person? Fuck You!

February 5, 2019

Craft beer people are the worst


February 5, 2019

From BLT's resident Lonely Man