Recent Posts by Justin

You’re Not a “Defensemen,” You’re Just a Terrible Skater

September 30, 2019

You're Not a "Defensemen," You're Just a Terrible Skater

TOVI Stick Follow-Up Review

September 5, 2019

The follow-up review for Tovi Hockey Sticks

Tovi Sabotage Stick Review – Yes, the stick with the holes in the blade

July 30, 2019

BLT Justin reviews the Tovi - Sabotage. Spoiler: He loves it.

My Goalie Was Ejected Last Night

July 12, 2019

Our goalie got ejected by an overzealous referee - how would you handle it?

John Scott is an ANIMAL

July 11, 2019

John Scott is an Animal

I want you to look at this picture. *Warning this isn’t for the weak at heart*

June 26, 2019

Is this really America has become?

Leave Nick Alone

June 18, 2019

Leave Nick Alone

Justin Williams Has Lost His Mind

May 14, 2019

Justin Williams is on full tilt.

Brad Marchand Is The Biggest Troll In The NHL

May 14, 2019

Brad Marchand has mastered the art of trolling.

Are Columbus Fans the Dumbest in Hockey?

May 2, 2019

Can you spell "d-u-m-b?"

Chirp Corner – Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand

May 1, 2019

Chirp Corner - Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand

The Chirp Corner: Esa Lindell – Bro, Really?

April 30, 2019

C'mon Bro, Really?


April 23, 2019


Gear Review – Pacific Rink Ultimate Hockey Bag

April 22, 2019

The Dangle Diva reviews a real beaut of a bag.

Broken Hearts and Broken Sticks

March 21, 2019

Broken Hearts and Broken Sticks

The Chirp Corner – I Have Been Banned from Twitter

February 27, 2019

This is some absolute bullshit.

Throw this beer leaguer in jail

February 19, 2019

Lock him up and throw away the key.

The Virtue in Violence

February 18, 2019

The struggle in finding a new team in a new place. And when you know you've found the right one.

Maple Leafs Extend Matthews – Are Idiots

February 5, 2019

Trash organization gets trashed in contract negotiations

Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend

February 1, 2019

Eventually we all move on. Even from hockey gear.

ARC 440 Hockey Stick Review

January 30, 2019

I review the ARC 440 hockey stick. Spoiler alert - IT'S GOOD!

The Chirp Corner – Sideline Swap Find of the Week

January 30, 2019

Today I found possibly the coolest thing ever on Sideline Swap. No fucking way in hell am I buying them though.

Move Over, Ovi. Pasta is the New Half-Wall King

January 29, 2019

Has David Pastrnak over taken Ovechkin from the half-wall?

The Chirp Corner – In Defense of Wearing a Massive Half-Shield

January 27, 2019

Step up to the plate internet haters. I'm brushing you back.

I Could Stop a Pro Slapshot – And I Will, For Charity

January 23, 2019

Stopping pucks is so easy, even I could do. So quit complaining, tendys - and let me show you how it's done.

The Mighty Duck Had a Reunion Today and YIKES

January 21, 2019

DUCKS FLY TOGET....oh fuck they all look so old?

Should Filip Chytil Have Had to Fight After Murdering Tuukka Rask?

January 20, 2019

Ranger forward Filip Chytil committed capital murder against Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask last night. Should he have had to drop the gloves?

The Chirp Corner – Is This the World’s Greatest Beer League Chirp?

January 19, 2019

Someone call 9-1-1, cause I murdered this bender.

Ryan Johansen Tries to DECAPITATE Mark Scheifele (Hyperbole Warning)!!

January 19, 2019

Ryan Johansen decides he's Henry VIII and Mark Scheifele is one of his wives.

The Chirp Corner – Bad Idea File (Fighting Big Z)

January 17, 2019

We've had a lot of bad ideas, but fighting Zdeno Chara seems like the worst.

The Chirp Corner – Not All Veterans Are as Stupid as These Idiots

January 17, 2019

Anonymous Veterans write letter calling College Student a Coward. Irony Ensues

Clap Back Clap Bombs for the Haters

January 16, 2019

Justin claps back at all the haters from his recent goalie-centric blog.

The Chirp Corner – Goalies: ENOUGH.

January 15, 2019

Time to put an end to the goalies "being weird" phenomenon.

The Chirp Corner – Why Did I Not Go Backhand 5-Hole?

January 14, 2019


The Chirp Corner – What Is Acceptable Pre-Game Music?

January 13, 2019

When in charge of the music - what are the do's and don't's of being the DJ?

The Chirp Corner – It’s Time To End Dangle Shaming

January 13, 2019

Why is dangle shaming acceptable? A rebuttal to Nick's shameful "Greasy Goals" blog.

The Chirp Corner – 5 Reasons I Will Never Write a “List” Type Blog

January 13, 2019

"List" Blogs are awful - here's 5 reasons why.

Bruins vs. Leafs – Post Game Recap

January 12, 2019

January 12, 2019 - Bruins 3 - Toronto 2

The Chirp Corner – I Fear I Have a Problem

January 12, 2019

I have an addiction, and Sideline Swap is the drug.

The Chirp Corner – Love At First Dangle

January 11, 2019

Do you believe in love at first Dangle?

The Chirp Corner

January 10, 2019

Chirp Corner