I hate mixing politics and hockey. It’s stupid. Who wants to care about things outside of what happens on that 200′ x 85′? That’s why I personally would never ever ever ever ever ever do it. I just want to post hockey stuff that isn’t offensive to anyone (that matters) at all. I want to entertain you, make you laugh, and make you forget about all the shitty things that are happening in this world. So feast your eyes on this totally un-offensive jersey worn by a team of players like me. Players that would never mix hockey with politics in any way, shape, or form. Let’s give it up for the Goat Lovers of Arizona.

But really… C’mon?!???