WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT’S WHAT GETS YOU SUSPENDED THESE DAYS? TELLING SOMEONE YOU’LL FUCKING KILL THEM IS NOW WORTHY OF BEING BANNED.
This is the highest order of bullshit. ONE: That guy is actually a friend and we were joking around. TWO: THAT ISN’T EVEN THAT BAD. Like..ok, so maybe I’ll kill him. MAYBE I WON’T.
Twitter is the fucking worst. ACTUAL fucking worst. They let pants shitters like Kent State Gun Girl on there, but I get banned for JOKINGLY threatening to end a mans life.
What am I going to do with my days now? What am I going to do at night? If I can’t chirp people on twitter, I don’t know how I’m going to live. I use twitter to promote my podcast (Everything is Awful). I use twitter to try and sell Disney Vacation packages (for real though, hit me up).
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO ACTUALLY DO WORK AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY FAMILY NOW?
I hate this world.
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