Jumbo Joe has been crafting this 2018-19 Sharks Stanley Cup run since the beginning of time. Finally everything had fallen into place. The final piece, Erik Karlsson, was acquired and all was right in the Shark Tank. Until now….

Most of the Sharks power comes from the beards on their team. Everyone knows that beards have crazy mythological powers…. Well good beards anyway. For example:

Good Beard w/ Mythological Powers


Bad Beard – No Power


So how did Jumbo Joe cost the Sharks the Stanley Cup this year?


That’s how.


Sorry Sharks Fans…. Burns has a nice beard but it won’t be enough.