Blogs
Mason Rudolph Came Back From The Dead
Top Beer League Hockey Excuses
By The Numbers – Gettin’ Your Skates Did
3/8" to 1-1/2"... What does it all mean???
Central Division Predictions; I don’t think I’ll have friends after this…
By The Numbers – What Does A Hockey Jersey Number Say?
Uniform # history and more things you didn't know about jersey #'s in hockey.
NHL Season is 2 Days Old and We Already Have A Save Of The Year Candidate
Women in Beer League
Some rules for keeping it cool around the fairer sex.
10 SUREFIRE WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR BEER LEAGUE TEAM MANAGER
How to Piss Off Your Team GM
By The Numbers – Flex That Stick
The truth behind those all-important little numbers
Bidet Review #6: Shattered Perception of Toto With a Dud of a Bidet
The Blues Stanley Cup Rings Are Incredible
A History of Hits and Misses: 5 Evander Kane Moments to Remember
A History of Hits and Misses: 5 Evander Kane Moments to Remember
Call of Duty Modern Warfare – Microtransactions
What are you our thoughts on this upcoming release?
You’re Not a “Defensemen,” You’re Just a Terrible Skater
You're Not a "Defensemen," You're Just a Terrible Skater
Forget Pink Whitneys – This is what real hockey players should be drinking
A real hockey players drink
Bidet Review #5: The Only Good Thing About This Capsule Bathroom, Is This Thing That Sprays Water On My Butthole
Bidet Review #5
Predicting The Central Division
How will things shake up in the Central Division
Bidet Review #4: A Quick Dump, Ancient Japan Style, Made Pleasant by… Inax?
Bidet Review #4: A Quick Dump, Ancient Japan Style, Made Pleasant by... Inax?
Pat Maroon – World Champion in Hockey and…. Chirping
Nothing better comes from winning a cup than being able to use the chirp... I won the cup
Bidet Review #3: Hail to the King
How does this Toto stack up to the previous 2 bidets?
Fan claims this is the best sports franchise on planet earth
What has your favorite franchise ever done for you?
Predicting The Atlantic Division
How will things shake up in the Atlantic division?
The Sport You Didn’t Know Existed But That You’re Definitely Going To Want To Watch
This is INSANE
Predicting The Metro Division
Bidet Review #2: Don’t Meet Your Heroes?
Skater Destroys Goalie, Gets 25 Game Suspension. Was it warranted?
Too much? Too Little? Just Right?
Bidet Review #1: Great First Impression, Horrible Operation
Bidet Review #1: Great First Impression, Horrible Operation
Flames unveil Heritage Classic Sweaters. All other NHL sweaters are now inferior.
Athletes You Love To Hate: Milan Lucic
Milan Lucic is a player we love to hate.
TOVI Stick Follow-Up Review
The follow-up review for Tovi Hockey Sticks
Expectations for this year’s top draft picks
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Looks Beautiful
The Greatest Day In The World – International Dog Day (Hockey Style)
Don't Love Hockey Dogs? GTFO
Athletes You Love To Hate: Antonio Brown
Athletes You Love To Hate: Antonio Brown
Defending Goalies (Myself And All Others)
Defending Goalies (Myself And All Others)
Big Bad Rad Goalie Pad Blog – Ferencvárosi Torna Club
Big Bad Rad Goalie Pads
Big Bad Rad Goalie Pad Blog – Aaron Dell
Hockey's newest goalie shares some sweet new pads.
25 Things You Should Know About Dating a Hockey Chick
25 Things You Should Know About Dating a Hockey Chick
Is 2020 Finally the Maple Leafs’ Year?
Do Airlines Hate Professional Hockey Players?
Are we losing “The Fight” in the NHL?
Tovi Sabotage Stick Review – Yes, the stick with the holes in the blade
BLT Justin reviews the Tovi - Sabotage. Spoiler: He loves it.
Artemi Panarin Has A Deathwish
Does Artemi Panarin have a deathwish? YES!
Why Don’t We Care About Poker Anymore?
Panarin, We Will Miss You
Minor League Sports Are a True Diamond in the Rough
Stop Complaining About Madden Ratings
Beneath the Bleachers: Ice Hockey and the Cold War
Ice Hockey and the Cold War
The big movers and shakers for fantasy NHL managers
The big movers and shakers for fantasy NHL managers
My Goalie Was Ejected Last Night
Our goalie got ejected by an overzealous referee - how would you handle it?
Vladdy Slug Fest
This kid just buried Scott Darling… proves the kids are gonna be alright.
Kid buries Scott Darling
The curious case of the driverless zamboni
The curious case of the the driverless zamboni
Nick’s Soda Review: Johnnie Ryan Black Cherry
Nick's Soda Review: Johnnie Ryan's Black Cherry
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys – Non Political Edition
I want you to look at this picture. *Warning this isn’t for the weak at heart*
Is this really America has become?
A Draft Review from Mr. Irrelevant – Seattle 2019
The best weekend of hockey in Seattle history (but not actually in Seattle)
Dejected Goalies Blog #3
Dejected Goalies are cool. Salty Dejected Goalies are the best!
Those Bruins fans chirps that just didn’t age well.
Dumb Bruins Fans Saying Dumb Things
Seattle is awarded the NHL’s 32nd franchise. Here are their new uniform options
6 Team Names and Logos For Seattle's NHL Expansion Team
ECHL vs Colorado Eagles
Colorado Eagles have taken their ball and gone home.
BLT Reviews: Stink Genie
Your very own portable DIY gear cleaning ozone unit. BUT DOES IT WORK?
Aaron Rodgers Won’t Be Relevant in Fantasy Football This year
Don't Draft Aaron Rodgers
Brad Marchand Is The Biggest Troll In The NHL
Brad Marchand has mastered the art of trolling.
What If This Was Really His Last Name?
What If This Was Really His Last Name?
GET RID OF THE F&*CKIN OFFSIDE REVIEW
Is the offside review the stupidest thing in all of sports? Yeah probably!
Beer League Saves You Need To Share With Goalies You Know Immediately
Send these to a goalie you know IMMEDIATELY
Chirp Corner – Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand
Chirp Corner - Friendly Fire incoming on Marchand
The most amazing Game of Thrones thing you’ll ever see
Game of Thrones - Incredible
The Greatest Beer League Save In History
We are trying to find the greatest beer league save EVER. Here is our first contestant.
BLT Rocket: Tara
SAME OLD LEAFS
SUCK IT, TORONTO. WELCOME TO LOSERVILLE, POPULATION - YOU.
Gear Review – Pacific Rink Ultimate Hockey Bag
The Dangle Diva reviews a real beaut of a bag.
Rumor – Flames/Heat Signing Tri-City Americans Nolan Yaremko
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Lip Sweaters
Legit ... These are Biebs' favorite jerseys. He loved them so much he allegedly stole one.
Fighting Father Time
I’m 42 years old, and the best my body has to give athletically is way behind me. Concussions, torn ligaments, snapped tendons, ripped muscles, stress fractures, broken fingers, cortisone shots.
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Puck Tales
Pay Your Damned League Fees!
Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.
The NHL sucks and they are doing it to themselves
THE NHL SUCKS - and here's why
The Curious Case of the Cheating Goalie
What happens when a goalie cheats?
The Chirp Corner – I Have Been Banned from Twitter
This is some absolute bullshit.
BLOCKBUSTER 4 WAY TRADE INVOLVING CHINA & VGK
UPDATE – Park Police Helicopter Investigation
Requests for information regarding the progress of the internal investigation went unanswered until this morning, when BLT received an update from the Park Police PIO.
NHL to McDavid: “Not Yet. Sid is still our man”
Sidney Crosby is still the best player in the world and the NHL announced it today.
BREAKING NEWS: Flames Get Stone In Preparation of Trade Deadline
Huge News For The Flames
John Legere, T-Mobile CEO, Can Get Right The Fuck Outta Here
Frankly, I'm sick of his bullshit
Jaromir Jagr – Men’s Leaguer
Is Jagr just a men's leaguer playing in the NHL...or KHL..or...wherever the hell he's playing?
The Virtue in Violence
The struggle in finding a new team in a new place. And when you know you've found the right one.
The Last Word on Colin Kaepernick. Ever.
The final piece ever written regarding the former 49ers QB
Man On a Mission
Tom Wilson is plowing through lesser opponents. Ryan Reaves is to thank.
Throwback Classic Draft Tournament Giveaway
Going to the Throwback Classic in Anaheim? Win big with Beer League Talk
Supernatural Eye for College Student: Woman Finds Man in Her Closet
A North Carolina man was arrested after a college student came home to her off-campus apartment to find him hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes, police said.
IN DEFENSE OF: The State of Maine
BREAKING NEWS – United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on “alleged” Hockey Hate
BREAKING NEWS - United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on Hockey Hate
Football’s Over. What Next?
Now that Football is over, what's next?
Keeping Up With Los Machetes: Week Two
A game in the life of a weirdo goalie
Are you a craft beer person? Fuck You!
Craft beer people are the worst
Maple Leafs Extend Matthews – Are Idiots
Trash organization gets trashed in contract negotiations
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Gucci Ghosts
You might be fresh but you'll never be Gucci Ghost fresh
Elias Lindholm trolls ex-fan base after beating them in their own barn.
Lindholm gets last laugh after being traded out of Carolina.
Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend
Eventually we all move on. Even from hockey gear.
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: The San Jose Sharts
Yeah you read it right... Sharts
The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall
The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall
ARC 440 Hockey Stick Review
I review the ARC 440 hockey stick. Spoiler alert - IT'S GOOD!
The Chirp Corner – Sideline Swap Find of the Week
Today I found possibly the coolest thing ever on Sideline Swap. No fucking way in hell am I buying them though.
Move Over, Ovi. Pasta is the New Half-Wall King
Has David Pastrnak over taken Ovechkin from the half-wall?
Keeping Up With Los Machetes: Week One
A game in the life of a weirdo goalie
The Chirp Corner – In Defense of Wearing a Massive Half-Shield
Step up to the plate internet haters. I'm brushing you back.
Should you feel bad for Oilers fans?
Should you feel bad for Oilers fans?
I Could Stop a Pro Slapshot – And I Will, For Charity
Stopping pucks is so easy, even I could do. So quit complaining, tendys - and let me show you how it's done.
Just give the Stanley Cup to the Flames now
This mask will win the Flames the cup.
The Mighty Duck Had a Reunion Today and YIKES
DUCKS FLY TOGET....oh fuck they all look so old?
Should Filip Chytil Have Had to Fight After Murdering Tuukka Rask?
Ranger forward Filip Chytil committed capital murder against Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask last night. Should he have had to drop the gloves?
The Chirp Corner – Is This the World’s Greatest Beer League Chirp?
Someone call 9-1-1, cause I murdered this bender.
The “REAL” Chirp Corner – Did Eminem really deserve to be in the final rap battle vs Papa Doc in 8 Mile?
Should Papa Doc be the rap god?
Ryan Johansen Tries to DECAPITATE Mark Scheifele (Hyperbole Warning)!!
Ryan Johansen decides he's Henry VIII and Mark Scheifele is one of his wives.
The Chirp Corner – Bad Idea File (Fighting Big Z)
We've had a lot of bad ideas, but fighting Zdeno Chara seems like the worst.
The Chirp Corner – Not All Veterans Are as Stupid as These Idiots
Anonymous Veterans write letter calling College Student a Coward. Irony Ensues
Clap Back Clap Bombs for the Haters
Justin claps back at all the haters from his recent goalie-centric blog.
IGGY’s number is being retired and the Flames better not mess it up more than they already have
Goalies – Have No Fear Your Hero Is Here
Your hero has arrived - EMBRACE ME!
The Chirp Corner – Goalies: ENOUGH.
Time to put an end to the goalies "being weird" phenomenon.
The Chirp Corner – What Is Acceptable Pre-Game Music?
When in charge of the music - what are the do's and don't's of being the DJ?
The Chirp Corner – It’s Time To End Dangle Shaming
Why is dangle shaming acceptable? A rebuttal to Nick's shameful "Greasy Goals" blog.
The Chirp Corner – 5 Reasons I Will Never Write a “List” Type Blog
"List" Blogs are awful - here's 5 reasons why.
Greasy Goals – Welcome to the 3G club
Greasy Goals? 3G Club it's a way of life.
Bruins vs. Leafs – Post Game Recap
January 12, 2019 - Bruins 3 - Toronto 2
A Brewery in Chicago defends Cody Parkey’s honor and lets fans attempt field goal. It goes exactly as you’d imagine
Chicago brewery allows fans to attempt FG to defend Cody Parkey's honor.
The Chirp Corner – I Fear I Have a Problem
I have an addiction, and Sideline Swap is the drug.
Shawn Thorton has a beef with the Bruins
Shawn Thornton has a beef with the Bruins
The Chirp Corner – Love At First Dangle
Do you believe in love at first Dangle?
All Star Game Jerseys – What are you thinking NHL?
Are these for real? SMH
Even the Flames players are tired of Mike Smith’s goaltending
Flames players doing their best beer league warmup impression
Why I Don’t Hate The Leafs So Much Today
The reason these losers are playing at 2pm on a Thursday
Introducing Myself: The World’s Okayest Goalie
New Blogger Alert: The Worlds Okayest Goalie
Canada loses world junior hockey game … and title of nicest people in the world.
Canada loses more than a hockey game tonight.
Old School Hockey – Are You Not Entertained?
Old School Hockey - Are you not entertained?
Did Tuukka Rask’s new Winter Classic mask just make me a goalie fan?
Did Tuukka Rask's new Winter Classic mask just make a goalie fan?
EA Sports – NHL 19 – Hope for the best, prepare for the worst
NHL 19 - Can you hear me now?
Dustin Byfuglien – Dirtiest player in the NHL?
Sorry Jet fans... Byfuglien Sucks
Beer League Jersey Challenge 2019
The 4th Annual #BeerLeagueJerseyChallenge is here. Win a free set of custom beer league jerseys from Laga Sports worth $1500.
Tom Wilson: Today’s Ideal Yesterday
Beer League Review: The Hockey Arsenal Covet Stick
Arsenal Covet Hockey Stick Review
More Insane World Junior Goalie Pads
More Insane World Junior Goalie Pads
One Punch Man
Pssssttt this is why they should call me Tommy One-Punch
These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!
These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!
This Just In – Carlton Banks is an Asshole
We thought Carlton was the fun loving nerd on "The Fresh Prince" but No... He's an asshole.
BLT Rocket: Jessica
Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Money Shots
Hockey Holiday Hate Crime
What is this world coming to? Let the kids play!
New goalie equipment rules creating a goalie shortage
The new rules are resulting in more injuries leading to players abandoning the position.
The Worst Call In The History Of Hockey
The worst call in the history of hockey
Can Ovi Actually Break The Great One’s Record?
It might be closer than you think!
The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey
The Beer League Commandments are sacred. Learn them, follow them, use them.
Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Homers
Doh! These bad ass jerseys are almost too much.
All-Time vs Active Points Leaders by Franchise
Who is close to breaking records?
From Porn to Puck: A Story of Hockey Glory and Glory Holes
An interview with Farrell Timlake of the AVN Porn Hall of Fame
The Most Awesome Non-Hockey Hockey Jerseys You’ll Ever See
The best GD jerseys in the Worl.... we mean GALAXY
Top 10 Reasons Tom Wilson is Not a Goon
Top 10 reason why Tom Wilson isn't a goon
Outdoor Classic
Come have the ultimate Canadian hockey experience with the greatest hockey show in the world!
By The Numbers — 975 Goals
Is The Great One one actually the greatest goal scorer ever?
Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Jersey Squids
A Bad Ass Jersey From Bad Ass Jersey. The squids present this beauty to the beer league world
The Worst Trade In NHL History (That No One Talks About)
Oh What Could Have Been...
The Boston Bruins Are The GOAT Of Winter Classics
Check out these jerseys
The Best Halloween Costume You’ll See This Year
And no, it's not Gritty
Heart Attacks And Hockey
This information could save someone's (or even your) life!
Week 8 Give ‘Em A Look – Running Backs
Got RB issues? Here's a few that might make sense this week.
Analyzing Emerging RB’s – Week 8 Waiver Options
Week 8 Waiver Wire RBs that could help your team
Hurling Is For Everyone!
The Greatest Facebook Translation Of All Time
Urho Vaakanainen is a what?
Studs vs Duds: Week 7 TE’s
Who should you pick up or drop this week?
Fantasy Football Report Week 7: RB Studs vs Duds
The RBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.
Fantasy Football Report Week 7: QB Studs vs Duds
The QBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.
By The Numbers – Why is scoring up the first weeks of the season?
Who knows, but it sure is exciting!
Are The Leafs Really The Team To Beat?
Finale to the Unpopular Opinion Division Preview Series
By The Numbers – Breaking down the league fees in beer leagues
Breaking down what it costs to play in different cities in North America
BLT Rocket: Gracie
Winning Ships and travelling the world, not a bad life!
Fantasy Football Report Week 5: Trash or Treasure
Did you find a treasure on the waiver wire or was it a 1 week aberration? Find out in our Week 5 Treasure or Trash report.
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Double Dion
Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys - What's better than Dion? Double Dion! Check out this jersey that immortalizes a Canadian hockey legend.
Gritty Will Lead The Flyers To The Top
Unpopular opinion series (Metropolitan Division)
Good Guy Astros Fan – Calls Springer Homerun Then Buys Whole Section Beer
We all have made bets we didn't think we'd pay up on. This Astros fan came through with $500 worth of beer.
Beer League By The Numbers – How to deal with short & long benches
Yankee Fans Are The Maple Leaf Fans Of The MLB
The Worst Fans or The Best Fans? What do you think?
Mike Smith’s New Mask Is Absolute FIRE
An awesome throwback to the Mike Vernon days
Two Pump Chump Season Preview
A full preview of the 2018-19 NHL regular season
NHL Awards Predictions
The BLT predictions of the 2018-19 NHL Awards winners
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New York Islanders
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 19
Top Tier Fantasy Trade Targets
Bit by the injury bug? Under-performing players? Here's 10 guys you should try to acquire to bolster your team.
6 Disappointing Fantasy Football Players
Top 6 Disappointments So Far This NFL Season
Top 10 ways to piss off your goalie
We've got some rules, and you BETTER obey them!
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New Jersey Devils
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 18
Beer League Beginners
The unwritten rules whether you're a beginner or a vet
The Colorado Avalanche Are Ready To Make Waves
Will They Win The Central Division?
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Nashville Predators
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 17
Alexander Radulov Borrows A Fan’s Jersey From The Crowd During Pre-Season Game
Fan lends his jersey to Alexander Radulov during a pre-season game in Tulsa.
Calgary Flames, I’m In Love And I Don’t Care Who Knows It
HURLING IS BAD ASS – What Is Hurling And Why You Should Be Watching It
The most bad ass sport you've never heard of
The Sharks are NOT the team to beat in the Pacific
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Breaking News – Coyotes Cut Ekman-Larsson
WOW! Ekman-Larsson cut by the Coyotes
Does The NHL Think You Are Stupid? Well Yeah!
The NHL Thinks You Are Stupid. Find out why, and what you can do about it.
Ottawa Senators expect to battle for a playoff spot this season… in the AHL
The Ottawa Senators: Your 2019 Calder Cup Champs!
Goalies Are Filthy Stinking Cheaters
Why are goalies allowed to blatantly cheat us shooters?
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Montreal Canadiens
The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 16
Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week – Happy Hookers
How a 10 year old kid searching for boobs on TV came up with our Beer League Talk Jersey of The Week.
Incredible Beer League Shootout Goal
It takes some stones to try this move much less actually pull it off. What's your go to move?
NFL Player, Jalen Ramsey, says he could make the NHL
NFL'er says with 6 month training he could make the NHL.
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Minnesota Wild
The Greatest Jerseys In NHL History Part 15
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Los Angeles Kings
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 14
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Florida Panthers
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 13
Beer League Hawkey 8/24
WARNING: These Jerseys Have NHL Fans Triggered
These might make your eyes bleed
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Edmonton Oilers
The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 12
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Detroit Red Wings
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 11
Teams Play Game With Garbage Bucket On Ice
Basically the same as any time Milan Lucic is on the ice.
Is It Too Early To Start The #NHLPLAYERSTOTHEOLYMPICS in 2022 Movement?
IOC Gives 3 weak options for hockey in 2022 and 1 real one.
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week: Inglewood Jacks
Does this team look like a bitch to you? Not rocking these jerseys, they dont.
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Dallas Stars
Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 10
The Islanders Will Be Just Fine – So Pipe Down Ya Greenhorn
NY Islanders Opinion From OldManDan
Why I’m Changing My Name To Connor McDavid
Why I'm changing my name to Connor McDavid... and why you probably should too.
30 Years Ago Today: The Biggest Trade In NHL History
A day that shocked the hockey world
Geezers in Breezers – Meet Michael From Everett
Geezers in Breezers - A Beer League Talk blog featuring adult players that play hockey because they love the game.
Chel-A-Thon 2018 For Skate For The 22 Foundation
48 hours straight of NHL 19, raising money for Skate For The 22!
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Columbus Blue Jackets
The Best Jerseys In NHL History: Part 9
Goldberg vs Julie the Cat – Which Mighty Ducks Hockey Club Goalie Is Better
Goldberg The Goalie Vs Julie The Cat Debate Over - The #1 Goalie For The Mighty Ducks Was
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week: Trash Pandas
Check out this beauty from the Trash Pandas out of the True North Hockey League.
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Colorado Avalanche
Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 8
Best Jersey in Franchise History: The Chicago Blackhawks
The Best Jersey In Franchise History: Chicago Blackhawks
BREAKING NEWS: NHL Changes Ruling On Iginla Retirement Day
A monumental decision for the 2004 Calgary Flames
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Carolina Hurricanes
The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 6: Carolina Hurricanes
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Calgary Flames
Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 5: Calgary Flames
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Buffalo Sabres
Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 4: Buffalo Sabres
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: The Fourth Meal
The Jersey of the Week honor this week goes to a team that knows all about what should follow beer after the big game.
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Boston Bruins
The best look of each NHL franchise Part 3: The Big Bad Bruins
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Arizona Coyotes
The Best Look of Each NHL Franchise Part 2: The Arizona Coyotes
The Greatest NHL Videos Games In The History of The Video Game World
The Top 5 Best NHL Video Game In The History of Forever
Walmart.. Yes, that Walmart.. roasts Tennessee Fan On Twitter
THE ULTIMATE TWITTER ROAST BY WALMART!
Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim)
The best look of each NHL franchise part 1: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim).
Which one of you beer leaguers is this?
The Most Beer League Thing We've Seen on a Golf Course
NHL 19 Gamers…. It’s not so bad
If you're not stoked about NHL 19 remember... it could be worse.
Hockey Players Fighting Vs Football Players Fighting
Every one loves a good ole donnybrook... or do they?
Top 5 Worst NHL Jerseys of All-Time
These jerseys are so bad most beer league teams woudn't wear them. Well.... if they were paying us millions I'd wear them. Here are the Top 5 Worst NHL Jerseys of All Time.
The Carolina Hurricanes Love The D
With Carolina signing another top tier D-man we ask the age old question: Is there a such thing as to much D?
What 88 Million Will Get You
What can 88 million dollars get you? Well lots of things really but only a few of them are worth it.
Beer League Season Awards
The ONLY PLACE Kovalchuk Should Sign
Talks are heating up. Pierre LeBrun reported earlier today that it’s down to 4 teams to get in on Ilya Kovalchuk.
The Happy Islanders Fan – #Hotz4Trotz
How the hell could you let Trotz walk? I mean really, fired, pissed off or couldn’t come to terms, this has only happened once before in the history of the NHL.
Geezers in Breezers – This week – BeerLeagueChick
Guys- I promise you won’t break us, just play us like you play everyone else out there, we just happen to be female. I promise we can take it.
You Heard It Here First! New Features In NHL 19
The EA Sports NHL video game franchise has been hit-or-miss over the last couple decades that the game has been coming out. It’s currently the only hockey game on the market, so unfortunately...
NHL’s Team Podcast Draft
Here at Beer League Talk we pride ourselves in our overwhelming knowledge of the game at the beer league level. Just like most of you we love NHL hockey too.
THE MUST READ GUIDE: Where Will John Tavares Sign?
John Tavares is one of the biggest Free Agent names the NHL has seen in a long time. Rumours have been flying about whether Tavares will stay in Long Island, or move over to the West Coast...
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/18
Alright stick and pucksters, this week’s beauties can be seen in Windsor, Ontario in the FGHL. The Shithawks were an obvious choice for jersey of the week. Justin Dickson submitted these bad boys...
Why Ovechkin is the GREATEST OF ALL TIME
Pick A Team, Any Team, And You Could Win Some Money
Greetings everyone, it’s your pal Ryan here to help inject some NHL hockey into your summer… With the added bonus of gambling! Now that sports betting is likely coming to most states soon..
Hostile Hockey Interviews – Episode 1
In a world where sports interviews are all about “giving it 110%” and “taking it one shift at a time,” we decided it was time someone asked your teammates why they’re playing like actual pieces...
The Golden Knights Won’t Be Back Anytime Soon
The Vegas Golden Knights just pulled off one of the most incredible seasons and Cinderella runs of any team, in any sport, ever. Fresh into the league as an expansion baby, they cruised...
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/11/18
This week, @beerleagueclay presents to you Farley Athletics from Macomb, MI. These beauties are worn by @engeldangle and his teammates in honor of a former stick and puckster turned comedy genius...
The Only Thing Better Than Winning The Stanley Cup…
Hockey players work their whole lives for one thing: From 3 years old, all they dream about is winning the Stanley Cup. Early mornings, gym twice a day, shooting 500 pucks a night for YEARS...
5 Most Hated Players in the NHL
This is going to be subjective of course because a Bruins fan isn’t going to hate a Bruins player and a Duck fan isn’t going to hate a Duck (well maybe they will when they see #5).
Lick Me Where I Fart, Bitches
So it turns out that a teacher telling a student to “lick me where I fart” isn’t even a big deal anymore. Nor is saying “it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together”...
Geezers in Breezers – Kyle From Washington State
Hey there ya Damn Kids! Have you had enough of your participation trophies and not keeping score? Are you itching to here another story from your cantankerous friend OldManDan?
The Ultimate Guide To Enjoy Playing Fortnite as an Adult
I am a gamer from way back. Atari, Nintendo, PC – Diablo 2 (you almost got me kicked out of college, Diablo!). I am huge Fallout, Battlefield, and COD fan...
Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/4/18
This week, we have U-S-Eh. Sent in by Joshua Hepburn of San Jose, California. “The idea for the team name came from half the guys on the team being Canadian and the other half being Americans.
Teams Should Be Allowed To Challenge Penalties
Sports Ranked by Toughness
Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago
Best New Summer Hockey Kicks
BREAKING NEWS: ESPN HAS HOCKEY ON FRONT PAGE
Beer Leaguer’s Guide to The Cup Final
The Truth About The Vegas Golden Knights
Birth of a Beer Leaguer
Geezers in Breezers – Hector from Omaha
Top 3 reasons the Bolts choked off Game 7 and won’t be playing in the Stanley Cup Finals.
BREAKING NEWS: New Team Files for NHL Expansion
Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks
Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay The San Jose Sharks have always been…
Most Common Beer League Hockey player Excuses
Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks
And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT
And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT WHAT A CRAZY…
Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is.
Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is. by @nickerjones We all know how obnoxious the goalie interference calls…
Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is.
And the winner is…. Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #7 April From BLT
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #6 Beer League Beauty – Nicole Court
Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #5 Kane Van Gate
Meet Team BLT for the Walleye Chop
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #4 Deb Bellows – GM of the Inaugural Westy Champion TomCats
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Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #3 Dani from Beer League Talk
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #2 Westy Winners Dirty Mike and The Boys
Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #1 Nick From Beer League Talk
Reactions To Marchand’s Lick
Pro Level Beer League Advice
Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan
Hello world!
Panik! In The Jailhouse
NHL – WHAT THE F ARE YOU THINKING?
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5 Overtimes Sets Record For Longest Game In KHL History
Beer League Talk Outdoor Classic Highlights
Are the New York Islanders The Most Beer League Team In The NHL?
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Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll
10 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Team Manager
Do you even celly bro?
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 4 – Olympic Edition
Womens Hockey is SOFT?
Why The Chicago Blackhawks Suck Balls
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant – 3
Flames Concede To Play Rest of Season On The Road
I Told You Canada Would Lose
What Beer Would Your NHL Team Be?
Two Pump Chump Called It – Olympic Hockey
Top 10 Beer League Jerseys Volume 3
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 2
Brad Marchand goes savage on Twitter fan
Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant
Why Beer League Is Harder Than The NHL
Parros as useless as local beer league commissioner
The Most Beer League Goal You’ll Ever See in the NHL
WHY OLYMPIC HOCKEY WILL BE AWESOME THIS YEAR
Bummed that NHL stars aren't playing in the Olympics this year? Don't worry olympic hockey will still be awesome in PyeongChang and here's why:
