Blogs

Mason Rudolph Came Back From The Dead

by Colton Pankiw | October 7, 2019
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Central Division Predictions; I don’t think I’ll have friends after this…

by Jean Pierre Van Beesel | October 6, 2019
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Predicting the Pacific Division

by Colton Pankiw | October 3, 2019

Predicting the Pacific Division

Women in Beer League

by Brian Santora | October 3, 2019

Some rules for keeping it cool around the fairer sex.

Bidet Review #6: Shattered Perception of Toto With a Dud of a Bidet

by Rob Newton | October 1, 2019
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A History of Hits and Misses: 5 Evander Kane Moments to Remember

by Kaitlin McConnell | October 1, 2019

A History of Hits and Misses: 5 Evander Kane Moments to Remember

Call of Duty Modern Warfare – Microtransactions

by CloudV | September 30, 2019

What are you our thoughts on this upcoming release?

Bidet Review #5: The Only Good Thing About This Capsule Bathroom, Is This Thing That Sprays Water On My Butthole

by Rob Newton | September 27, 2019

Bidet Review #5

Predicting The Central Division

by Colton Pankiw | September 27, 2019

How will things shake up in the Central Division

Bidet Review #4: A Quick Dump, Ancient Japan Style, Made Pleasant by… Inax?

by Rob Newton | September 26, 2019

Bidet Review #4: A Quick Dump, Ancient Japan Style, Made Pleasant by... Inax?

Bidet Review #3: Hail to the King

by Rob Newton | September 22, 2019

How does this Toto stack up to the previous 2 bidets?

Predicting The Atlantic Division

by Colton Pankiw | September 20, 2019

How will things shake up in the Atlantic division?

Predicting The Metro Division

by Colton Pankiw | September 18, 2019
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Bidet Review #2: Don’t Meet Your Heroes?

by Rob Newton | September 18, 2019
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Flume, A Real Guys Guy

by Colton Pankiw | September 18, 2019

Flume, A Real Guys Guy

Bidet Review #1: Great First Impression, Horrible Operation

by Rob Newton | September 16, 2019

Bidet Review #1: Great First Impression, Horrible Operation

Athletes You Love To Hate: Milan Lucic

by Colton Pankiw | September 10, 2019

Milan Lucic is a player we love to hate.

Expectations for this year’s top draft picks

by FloridaMan | September 3, 2019
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Looks Beautiful

by CloudV | September 2, 2019
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Athletes You Love To Hate: Antonio Brown

by Colton Pankiw | August 23, 2019

Athletes You Love To Hate: Antonio Brown

Defending Goalies (Myself And All Others)

by Colton Pankiw | August 22, 2019

Defending Goalies (Myself And All Others)

The Fall Of Fallout

by CloudV | August 22, 2019

The Fall Of Fallout

Boo Jays

by Colton Pankiw | August 21, 2019

BOO JAYS

Big Bad Rad Goalie Pad Blog – Ferencvárosi Torna Club

by GoalieNick | August 21, 2019

Big Bad Rad Goalie Pads

Big Bad Rad Goalie Pad Blog – Aaron Dell

by GoalieNick | August 20, 2019

Hockey's newest goalie shares some sweet new pads.

Is 2020 Finally the Maple Leafs’ Year?

by FloridaMan | August 15, 2019
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Are we losing “The Fight” in the NHL?

by FloridaMan | August 13, 2019
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Artemi Panarin Has A Deathwish

by Colton Pankiw | July 25, 2019

Does Artemi Panarin have a deathwish? YES!

Why Don’t We Care About Poker Anymore?

by FloridaMan | July 24, 2019
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Panarin, We Will Miss You

by FloridaMan | July 23, 2019
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Choosing Between Lucic And Neal Is Like

by BLTJay | July 19, 2019

Would you rather?

Minor League Sports Are a True Diamond in the Rough

by Joey Borg | July 18, 2019
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Stop Complaining About Madden Ratings

by Colton Pankiw | July 17, 2019
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The big movers and shakers for fantasy NHL managers

by FloridaMan | July 15, 2019

The big movers and shakers for fantasy NHL managers

Gloves Off In The Workplace

by Joey Borg | July 15, 2019

Gloves off in the Workplace:

NHL vs NBA Pondering Free Agency

by Joey Borg | July 10, 2019

NHL vs NBA Pondering Free Agency

Vladdy Slug Fest

by Colton Pankiw | July 10, 2019
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Taking a Stance

by FloridaMan | June 27, 2019

Here's my stance

Damn You St. Louis

by FloridaMan | June 26, 2019

Why do you make it so hard to hate you?

Unwritten Rules Are The Worst

by FloridaMan | June 7, 2019

Unwritten Rules Suck

ECHL vs Colorado Eagles

by FloridaMan | June 4, 2019

Colorado Eagles have taken their ball and gone home.

Playoff Beards

by John Blackburn | May 29, 2019

The best of the best

Is This The Worst First Pitch Of All Time?

by BLTJay | May 28, 2019

... Ouch

Torey Krug Is The Next Bobby Orr

by BLTJay | May 28, 2019

Not even joking

Two Pump calls the Stanley Cup Finals Winner

by BLTJay | May 27, 2019

Two Pump Chump Calls It

The NHL Is A Fucking Joke

by BLTJay | May 16, 2019

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?

BLT Rocket: Tara

by BLTJay | April 26, 2019
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This Kid With The Wheels of The Year

by BLTJay | April 4, 2019

Take notes fellas

BLT Rocket: Tanis

by BLTJay | April 3, 2019

A top shelf beauty!

No Doubt The Save Of The Year

by BLTJay | March 25, 2019

And it wasn't even made by a goalie

BLT Rocket: Jacquie

by BLTJay | March 21, 2019

Swimming With Sharks

Fighting Father Time

by John Blackburn | March 16, 2019

I’m 42 years old, and the best my body has to give athletically is way behind me. Concussions, torn ligaments, snapped tendons, ripped muscles, stress fractures, broken fingers, cortisone shots.

OLD MAN RANT

by John Blackburn | March 12, 2019

Get off my lawn! Or highway!

Pay Your Damned League Fees!

by Brian Santora | March 10, 2019

Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.

Live from the Crease

by FloridaMan | March 6, 2019

Stop the "ass-hatery"

The Curious Case of the Cheating Goalie

by Brian Santora | February 28, 2019

What happens when a goalie cheats?

BLOCKBUSTER 4 WAY TRADE INVOLVING CHINA & VGK

by John Blackburn | February 25, 2019
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UPDATE – Park Police Helicopter Investigation

by John Blackburn | February 23, 2019

Requests for information regarding the progress of the internal investigation went unanswered until this morning, when BLT received an update from the Park Police PIO.

BREAKING NEWS: Flames Get Stone In Preparation of Trade Deadline

by BLTJay | February 21, 2019

Huge News For The Flames

John Legere, T-Mobile CEO, Can Get Right The Fuck Outta Here

by Aaron Celli | February 20, 2019

Frankly, I'm sick of his bullshit

The Last Word on Colin Kaepernick. Ever.

by Aaron Celli | February 17, 2019

The final piece ever written regarding the former 49ers QB

Man On a Mission

by John Blackburn | February 16, 2019

Tom Wilson is plowing through lesser opponents. Ryan Reaves is to thank.

Supernatural Eye for College Student: Woman Finds Man in Her Closet

by Aaron Celli | February 8, 2019

A North Carolina man was arrested after a college student came home to her off-campus apartment to find him hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes, police said.

IN DEFENSE OF: The State of Maine

by Aaron Celli | February 7, 2019
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BREAKING NEWS – United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on “alleged” Hockey Hate

by John Blackburn | February 7, 2019

BREAKING NEWS - United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on Hockey Hate

Football’s Over. What Next?

by Terrance Avery | February 6, 2019

Now that Football is over, what's next?

Are you a craft beer person? Fuck You!

by Aaron Celli | February 5, 2019

Craft beer people are the worst

POINT/COUNTERPOINT: Being Single

by Aaron Celli | February 5, 2019

From BLT's resident Lonely Man

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

by John Blackburn | January 31, 2019

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

What’s Wrong with the ChAmPS?

by John Blackburn | January 29, 2019

Whats wrong with the ChAmPS?

Remembering Manon Rhéaume

by FloridaMan | January 27, 2019

A true trailblazer for women's hockey

C League Sites: Coffee with Coffey

by FloridaMan | January 27, 2019

A trip down memory lane

Chris Wagner Gets Stoned TWICE By The Empty Net

by BLTJay | January 19, 2019

C'MON MAN!

No 2020 World Cup

by FloridaMan | January 19, 2019

Is it a big deal, or no?

In defense of backup goalies

by FloridaMan | January 14, 2019

Love your backup

Brad Marchand Arrested

by BLTJay | January 8, 2019

This time the licking has gone too far

Why I Don’t Hate The Leafs So Much Today

by BLTJay | January 3, 2019

The reason these losers are playing at 2pm on a Thursday

EA Sports – NHL 19 – Hope for the best, prepare for the worst

by Sean | December 28, 2018

NHL 19 - Can you hear me now?

One Punch Man

by John Blackburn | December 19, 2018

Pssssttt this is why they should call me Tommy One-Punch

BLT Rocket: Jessica

by BLTJay | December 18, 2018
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New goalie equipment rules creating a goalie shortage

by FloridaMan | December 16, 2018

The new rules are resulting in more injuries leading to players abandoning the position.

The Worst Call In The History Of Hockey

by Rob | December 14, 2018

The worst call in the history of hockey

Can Ovi Actually Break The Great One’s Record?

by Sean | December 13, 2018

It might be closer than you think!

Top 10 Reasons Tom Wilson is Not a Goon

by John Blackburn | November 20, 2018

Top 10 reason why Tom Wilson isn't a goon

Proof That Hockey Is The Greatest Sport In The World

by BLTJay | November 19, 2018

Don't @ me

The Worst Trade In NHL History (That No One Talks About)

by BLTJay | November 11, 2018

Oh What Could Have Been...

The Boston Bruins Are The GOAT Of Winter Classics

by BLTJay | November 8, 2018

Check out these jerseys

Mike Condon Lets In Goal So Bad, He Loses His Job

by BLTJay | October 31, 2018

Oh no...

The Best Halloween Costume You’ll See This Year

by BLTJay | October 30, 2018

And no, it's not Gritty

BLT Rocket: Meghan

by BLTJay | October 25, 2018

California Dreamin'

Analyzing Emerging RB’s – Week 8 Waiver Options

by Karl Rasmussen | October 23, 2018

Week 8 Waiver Wire RBs that could help your team

Hurling Is For Everyone!

by John Blackburn | October 22, 2018
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The Greatest Facebook Translation Of All Time

by BLTJay | October 20, 2018

Urho Vaakanainen is a what?

Studs vs Duds: Week 7 WR’s

by Karl Rasmussen | October 18, 2018

Who is going to go deep this week?

Studs vs Duds: Week 7 TE’s

by Karl Rasmussen | October 18, 2018

Who should you pick up or drop this week?

Fantasy Football Report Week 7: RB Studs vs Duds

by Karl Rasmussen | October 17, 2018

The RBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.

Fantasy Football Report Week 7: QB Studs vs Duds

by Karl Rasmussen | October 17, 2018

The QBs that helped win your week or cost you your week in fantasy football.

Insert angry NHL19 title here

by Sean | October 15, 2018

Bone to pick with NHL19 and EA Sports

Are The Leafs Really The Team To Beat?

by Sean | October 13, 2018

Finale to the Unpopular Opinion Division Preview Series

BLT Rocket: Gracie

by BLTJay | October 11, 2018

Winning Ships and travelling the world, not a bad life!

Fantasy Football Report Week 5: Trash or Treasure

by Karl Rasmussen | October 9, 2018

Did you find a treasure on the waiver wire or was it a 1 week aberration? Find out in our Week 5 Treasure or Trash report.

Gritty Will Lead The Flyers To The Top

by Sean | October 7, 2018

Unpopular opinion series (Metropolitan Division)

Mike Smith’s New Mask Is Absolute FIRE

by BLTJay | October 4, 2018

An awesome throwback to the Mike Vernon days

Two Pump Chump Season Preview

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

A full preview of the 2018-19 NHL regular season

Tom Wilson Suspended 20 Games

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

The NHL lays down the law!

NHL Awards Predictions

by BLTJay | October 3, 2018

The BLT predictions of the 2018-19 NHL Awards winners

BLT Rocket: Sammy

by BLTJay | October 2, 2018

There's no arguing with this ref!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New York Islanders

by BLTJay | October 2, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 19

Top Tier Fantasy Trade Targets

by Karl Rasmussen | October 2, 2018

Bit by the injury bug? Under-performing players? Here's 10 guys you should try to acquire to bolster your team.

6 Disappointing Fantasy Football Players

by Karl Rasmussen | October 2, 2018

Top 6 Disappointments So Far This NFL Season

Calgary Flames Proving Their Worth

by Sean | October 1, 2018

Flames > Sharks. Obviously.

Top 10 ways to piss off your goalie

by John Blackburn | September 28, 2018

We've got some rules, and you BETTER obey them!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The New Jersey Devils

by BLTJay | September 27, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 18

The Colorado Avalanche Are Ready To Make Waves

by Sean | September 26, 2018

Will They Win The Central Division?

BLT Rocket: Lexie

by BLTJay | September 25, 2018

Better than you on the ice, and off

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Nashville Predators

by BLTJay | September 24, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 17

BRING BACK THE GOON?

by Rob | September 21, 2018

BRING BACK THE GOONS!

The Sharks are NOT the team to beat in the Pacific

by Sean | September 21, 2018

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Montreal Canadiens

by BLTJay | September 5, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 16

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Minnesota Wild

by BLTJay | August 30, 2018

The Greatest Jerseys In NHL History Part 15

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Los Angeles Kings

by BLTJay | August 29, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 14

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Florida Panthers

by BLTJay | August 28, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 13

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Edmonton Oilers

by BLTJay | August 16, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 12

Auston Matthews is a Terrible Hockey Player

by BLTJay | August 15, 2018

Look at how bad he is!

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Detroit Red Wings

by BLTJay | August 14, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 11

Teams Play Game With Garbage Bucket On Ice

by BLTJay | August 13, 2018

Basically the same as any time Milan Lucic is on the ice.

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Dallas Stars

by BLTJay | August 10, 2018

Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 10

The Islanders Will Be Just Fine – So Pipe Down Ya Greenhorn

by FloridaMan | August 10, 2018

NY Islanders Opinion From OldManDan

30 Years Ago Today: The Biggest Trade In NHL History

by BLTJay | August 9, 2018

A day that shocked the hockey world

Geezers in Breezers – Meet Michael From Everett

by FloridaMan | August 9, 2018

Geezers in Breezers - A Beer League Talk blog featuring adult players that play hockey because they love the game.

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Columbus Blue Jackets

by BLTJay | August 8, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History: Part 9

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Colorado Avalanche

by BLTJay | August 2, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 8

Best Jersey in Franchise History: The Chicago Blackhawks

by BLTJay | August 1, 2018

The Best Jersey In Franchise History: Chicago Blackhawks

BREAKING NEWS: NHL Changes Ruling On Iginla Retirement Day

by BLTJay | July 30, 2018

A monumental decision for the 2004 Calgary Flames

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Carolina Hurricanes

by BLTJay | July 26, 2018

The Best Jerseys In NHL History Part 6: Carolina Hurricanes

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Calgary Flames

by BLTJay | July 25, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 5: Calgary Flames

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Buffalo Sabres

by BLTJay | July 23, 2018

Best Jerseys in NHL History Part 4: Buffalo Sabres

What Are The Ducks Thinking!?!!?

by BLTJay | July 23, 2018

What the...?

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Boston Bruins

by BLTJay | July 19, 2018

The best look of each NHL franchise Part 3: The Big Bad Bruins

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Arizona Coyotes

by BLTJay | July 18, 2018

The Best Look of Each NHL Franchise Part 2: The Arizona Coyotes

The Greatest NHL Videos Games In The History of The Video Game World

by Sean | July 18, 2018

The Top 5 Best NHL Video Game In The History of Forever

Best Jersey In Franchise History: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim)

by BLTJay | July 16, 2018

The best look of each NHL franchise part 1: The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks (of Anaheim).

All-American NHL Team

by BLTJay | July 4, 2018
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The ONLY PLACE Kovalchuk Should Sign

by BLTJay | June 28, 2018

Talks are heating up. Pierre LeBrun reported earlier today that it’s down to 4 teams to get in on Ilya Kovalchuk.

The Happy Islanders Fan – #Hotz4Trotz

by FloridaMan | June 20, 2018

How the hell could you let Trotz walk? I mean really, fired, pissed off or couldn’t come to terms, this has only happened once before in the history of the NHL.

Geezers in Breezers – This week – BeerLeagueChick

by FloridaMan | June 20, 2018

Guys- I promise you won’t break us, just play us like you play everyone else out there, we just happen to be female. I promise we can take it.

You Heard It Here First! New Features In NHL 19

by BLTJay | June 20, 2018

The EA Sports NHL video game franchise has been hit-or-miss over the last couple decades that the game has been coming out. It’s currently the only hockey game on the market, so unfortunately...

THE MUST READ GUIDE: Where Will John Tavares Sign?

by BLTJay | June 18, 2018

John Tavares is one of the biggest Free Agent names the NHL has seen in a long time. Rumours have been flying about whether Tavares will stay in Long Island, or move over to the West Coast...

The Golden Knights Won’t Be Back Anytime Soon

by BLTJay | June 11, 2018

The Vegas Golden Knights just pulled off one of the most incredible seasons and Cinderella runs of any team, in any sport, ever. Fresh into the league as an expansion baby, they cruised...

The Only Thing Better Than Winning The Stanley Cup…

by BLTJay | June 8, 2018

Hockey players work their whole lives for one thing: From 3 years old, all they dream about is winning the Stanley Cup. Early mornings, gym twice a day, shooting 500 pucks a night for YEARS...

Lick Me Where I Fart, Bitches

by BLTJay | June 7, 2018

So it turns out that a teacher telling a student to “lick me where I fart” isn’t even a big deal anymore. Nor is saying “it sounds like your ass cheeks are too close together”...

Geezers in Breezers – Kyle From Washington State

by FloridaMan | June 7, 2018

Hey there ya Damn Kids! Have you had enough of your participation trophies and not keeping score? Are you itching to here another story from your cantankerous friend OldManDan?

Teams Should Be Allowed To Challenge Penalties

by BLTJay | June 3, 2018
Teams Should Be Allowed To Challenge Penalties Two Pump Chump – @BLTJay Let me start by saying this: Get rid of the offside coaches challenge. PLEASE. PLEEEEEEEAAASSSSE. It is the worst thing that has ever happened to the NHL. It slows the game down, it takes away good goals that were in no way affected by  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago

by FloridaMan | May 31, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago by @Sounder2thecore   Beer Leaguers  have I got a story to tell you! This week’s guest is another tendy. Really, what’s up here skaters, how come I hear from so few of you? We know that tendys are a different breed and it appears that they are fearless in  Continue Reading »

Best New Summer Hockey Kicks

by BLTJay | May 31, 2018
Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay Nike teased a new shoe on Wednesday that has set the world ablaze, and here is all you need to know: Flip-Flop. Slides. The most ambitious crossover event of all time? I know I will be rocking these every day I can this summer, so I’ll have to apologize to my  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – Hector from Omaha

by FloridaMan | May 24, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – This Week Hector from Omaha Hey there Beer Leaguers time to gather round for this week’s Geezer in Breezers. So, grab some wood, pull up a chair or sit on the floor and let me tell you a little story. Back in my day we skated on tube skates, watched SlapShot  Continue Reading »

Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks

by BLTJay | May 23, 2018
Evander Kane Just Absolutely FLEECED The San Jose Sharks Two Pump Chump: @BLTJay The San Jose Sharks have always been a hard team to understand. Almost 30 years into their franchise, they have had some very good teams and dominant seasons. But they have only been to the Cup Finals once and never won it  Continue Reading »

Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington

by FloridaMan | May 15, 2018
Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington by @Sounder2thecore What’s up Beer Leaguers? OldManDan here to tell another story, so sit on down kids. You, yeah you, sit down! Back in my day people showed respect to their elders and the men that played hockey were tough, the women, even tougher! If  Continue Reading »

Reactions To Marchand’s Lick

by BLTJay | May 5, 2018
Reactions To Marchand’s Lick Jay D – @BLTJay If you have been anywhere near the online hockeyverse in the last 12 hours, then you know all about it. The Lick. Marchand did it again! And people seem to have a reeeeeeal problem with it this time (which is kind of weird because he did it  Continue Reading »

Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan

by FloridaMan | May 3, 2018
Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan by @Sounder2thecore Howdy Beer Leaguers! OldManDan here in your eye sockets. Thanks for dropping by the homestead. Grab some wood there and sit a spell. First a little about Geezers In Breezers the new column for Beer League Talk. Nick was kind enough to  Continue Reading »

5 Overtimes Sets Record For Longest Game In KHL History

by BLTJay | March 23, 2018
Jay D – @BLTJay Ever have to stay late when your boss tells you to work overtime? How about 5 overtimes?  That was the case in the KHL last night, as Jokerit and CSKA Moscow played the longest game in KHL history, going into the 5th overtime period! The game lasted 142:09 and defenceman Mat  Continue Reading »

Why Is Chris Stewart Always Running?

by BLTJay | March 1, 2018
Why Is Chris Stewart Always Running? by @bltJay So it turns out Chris Stewart of the Minnesota Wild Calgary Flames is just like us beer leaguers! The cameras caught him crushing a Red Bull before the game on Wednesday.     We thought it might be a little better if he was crushing a beer before  Continue Reading »

Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll

by Nick | March 1, 2018
Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll by @nickerjones Canadian hockey fans are known to be passionate about their teams. This Calgary Flames fan takes it to the next level when he starts a GoFundme page to buyout Troy Brouwer. The catch is … Brouwer sees it and responds Hey everyone, I started a fundraising campaign for  Continue Reading »

Womens Hockey is SOFT?

by Nick | February 22, 2018
Womens Hockey is SOFT? by @Nickerjones The team USA and the team Canada women teams HATE each other. Actually hate might not be strong enough. Super hate? Super Duper hate? LOATHE? Really you can’t understand the hate these teams have for each other unless you watch  them play. As a dude hockey player I have  Continue Reading »

Why The Chicago Blackhawks Suck Balls

by BLTJay | February 22, 2018
Why The Chicago Blackhawks Suck Balls Jay Davidson – @BLTJay The Chicago Blackhawks have been one of the most dominant franchises over the past 10 seasons, winning 3 Stanley Cups in that time. But since winning the Cup in 2015, the Blackhawks haven’t won a playoff series, got swept in the first round last year,  Continue Reading »

Flames Concede To Play Rest of Season On The Road

by BLTJay | February 18, 2018
Flames Concede To Play Rest of Season On The Road Jay Davidson – @BLTJay The Calgary Flames made history last night by deciding that they will concede to play the rest of the season on the road. The Flames will donate all home games, as well as the revenue generated, to their opposition until their season  Continue Reading »

I Told You Canada Would Lose

by BLTJay | February 18, 2018
By @BltJay – Tweet me I’m not really excited about it, but I did call Canada getting upset by the Czechs. And Slovenia continues to pave its way to the gold medal game. Should we be surprised? No, I called it. Pretty exciting for an Olympics that everyone said would suck, hey? Well I already told you  Continue Reading »

What Beer Would Your NHL Team Be?

by BLTJay | February 15, 2018
Here at Beer League Talk we like two things a lot: hockey and beer. Which got us thinking – what if NHL teams were actually beers? This is what we came up with: Edmonton Oilers – Lucky Lager The Edmonton Oilers are trash. Some might say they are the worst team there is, given their losing  Continue Reading »

Two Pump Chump Called It – Olympic Hockey

by Nick | February 14, 2018
By @BltJay – Tweet me   I called it… I f*ckin called it! Here’s the blog I wrote telling you the olympics would be so exciting USA: LOSS Team that was kicked out of olympics but allowed back in but aren’t actually called  by their country’s name: LOSS   Here’s an American crying into his low  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Beer League Jerseys Volume 3

by Nick | February 14, 2018
It’s time for the 3rd edition of the Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys. We continue our never ending quest to find the best hockey jerseys ever to be donned by adult hockey teams. Here is the original Top 10 and here is version 2.  How do we judge the Top 10 jerseys? Really it’s subjective and it’s  Continue Reading »

Why Beer League Is Harder Than The NHL

by Nick | February 13, 2018
By: @JJtheHoser – Tweet me   When people talk about the most difficult hockey league in the world to play in, the easy answer is the NHL. Fame, fortune and some serious competition all contribute to making life in the NHL rewarding, but challenging. I mean, what other answer could there be besides the NHL  Continue Reading »

The Most Beer League Goal You’ll Ever See in the NHL

by Nick | February 13, 2018
The Most Beer League Goal You’ll Ever See in the NHL  by @nickerjones – tweet me! We know/ We know… you all want to see highlight reel goals. Let’s be real none of us will ever be able to score a goal that looks like that. Let’s talk about goals that we could score. A goal  Continue Reading »

WHY OLYMPIC HOCKEY WILL BE AWESOME THIS YEAR

by BLTJay | February 10, 2018

Bummed that NHL stars aren't playing in the Olympics this year? Don't worry olympic hockey will still be awesome in PyeongChang and here's why:

Why Olympic Hockey Will be Awesome This Year

by BLTJay | February 10, 2018
Why Olympic Hockey Will be Awesome This Year by Jay Davidson   Crosby. McDavid. Tavares. Stamkos. Bergeron. Subban. Burns… oh, what could have been. The best players in the world at the best tournament in the world could have meant hockey like we have never seen before. Calibre that we could (and now will have  Continue Reading »

The Joy (and Pain) of Pond Hockey

by Nick | January 20, 2018
The Joy (and Pain) of Pond Hockey There is nothing like a game of pond hockey when the conditions are right. But it takes work. By Geoffrey Horn (Cross Ice Hockey) We all know that the best part about winter for hockey players in the North is ODR. If there’s one hope that Beer League  Continue Reading »

Westy Boosts

by Nick | September 17, 2017
It’s that time of the year again…. Westy time. This is the 2nd year for the beer league team battle for thousands of dollars in free gear and the title of ‘best beer league team in the world’. Last year teams solicited votes from friends, families, teammates, and local media outlets. It was a tough  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Beer League Jerseys v2.0

by Nick | February 20, 2017
In the 2nd edition of the Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys we continue our quest to find the best hockey jerseys ever to be donned by adult hockey teams. Here is the original Top 10. Let’s first start by exploring how does one judge the Top 10 jerseys? Really it’s subjective, hence why we  Continue Reading »

The ABC’s of Beginner Adult Hockey

by Nick | September 7, 2016
The ABC’s of Beginner Adult Hockey by Coach Craig of Practical Hockey I’m glad you are here. This information is for adults that are new to hockey. Whether you are picking the game back up from a long time ago or have had little to no formal training – this should get you pointed in  Continue Reading »

What jersey would you want from the Beer League Talk sponsored Calgary Draft Tournament?

by Nick | July 8, 2016
What Jersey Would You Want From the Beer League Talk Sponsored Calgary Draft Tournament? The greatest hockey show in the world is sponsoring the best adult hockey tournament in the world this weekend. The DRAFT TOURNAMENT! The draft party is tonight! For all of you playing or even those that couldn’t make this one, we want  Continue Reading »

The Top 25 Things We’ve Learned on Beer League Talk

by Nick | July 8, 2016
The Top 25 Things We’ve Learned on Beer League Talk Now that the confetti has settled and the crumbs from our birthday cake have been swept up, we are really in awe that it’s already been a year of making Beer League Talk. Through the many weeks of talking hockey, beer and – let’s face  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Reasons We’re Excited for Canmore Draft 2016

by Nick | May 20, 2016
Top 10 Reasons We’re Excited for Canmore Draft 2016   Spring has sprung, May long weekend is days away and the mother of all draft tournaments is knocking at our door. That’s right, it’s nearly time for 12 teams’ worth of hockey hooligans to head for the mountains and take over Canmore once again. The  Continue Reading »

Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys

by Nick | February 18, 2016
Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys If you and your team would like to try to get on this list, Beer League Talk will help you by sponsoring your jerseys. All you have to do is check out the details here : Beer League Jersey Sponsorship In hockey, like most sports, the most important thing isn’t  Continue Reading »

The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Adult Beer League Hockey Tournaments

by Nick | February 4, 2016
The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Adult Beer League Hockey Tournaments 20 Tips to be a Beer League Hockey Tournament All-Star Surviving a hockey tournament weekend begins with attitude. These tourneys are a tour away from the everyday so one must prepare mentally and spiritually. Words like “morals” and “hesitations” should be abandoned. Excessive obscenities? Alcohol  Continue Reading »

What your beer league hockey game arrival time says about you

by Nick | January 20, 2016
Check out this awesome blog from our friends a Hockey Players Club What your Beer League Hockey Arrival time says about you Related posts: Women in Beer League Thank You! C League Sites: Coffee with Coffey

Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey

by Nick | January 8, 2016
Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey SO…we were browsing the interwebz and came across a funny hockey t-shirt on Pinterest… yes we look at pinterest, Ok Brett browses Pinterest. The T-shirt listed the top 10 goalie excuses. We thought it was hilarious and was related directly to beer league goalies. Here they are  Continue Reading »

Top 5 Beer League Talk Podcasts of 2015

by Nick | January 6, 2016
The Top 5 Beer League Talk Hockey Podcasts of 2015. Yes, we know you’re sad and lost without your weekly episode of Beer League Talk. Don’t worry we will be back better than ever next week. Before we get to the Top 5 episodes of Beer League Talk in 2015, we wanted to say a  Continue Reading »


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