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Women in Beer League

Some rules for keeping it cool around the fairer sex.


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You’re Not a “Defensemen,” You’re Just a Terrible Skater

You're Not a "Defensemen," You're Just a Terrible Skater

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25 Things You Should Know About Dating a Hockey Chick

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Tovi Sabotage Stick Review – Yes, the stick with the holes in the blade

BLT Justin reviews the Tovi - Sabotage. Spoiler: He loves it.

Dejected Goalies Blog #4

Dejected Goalies Blog #4

The curious case of the driverless zamboni

The curious case of the the driverless zamboni

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys – Non Political Edition

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Leave Nick Alone

Dejected Goalies Blog #3

Dejected Goalies are cool. Salty Dejected Goalies are the best!

The Dejected Goalie Blog

Who else loves seeing dejected goalies?

Beer League Saves You Need To Share With Goalies You Know Immediately

Send these to a goalie you know IMMEDIATELY

The most amazing Game of Thrones thing you’ll ever see

Game of Thrones - Incredible

The Greatest Beer League Save In History

We are trying to find the greatest beer league save EVER. Here is our first contestant.

BLT Rocket: Tara

Gear Review – Pacific Rink Ultimate Hockey Bag

The Dangle Diva reviews a real beaut of a bag.

I just did the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.

W-T-F? Why did I do this?

BLT Rocket: Jacquie

Swimming With Sharks

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Lip Sweaters

Legit ... These are Biebs' favorite jerseys. He loved them so much he allegedly stole one.

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Puck Tales

Pay Your Damned League Fees!

Don't be that guy. No one likes that guy.

Live from the Crease

Stop the "ass-hatery"

Hey Goalie, Go F@$# yourself!

Goalies WTF? Here's your chance to help

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Brown Trout

Are you down with the brown?

Throw this beer leaguer in jail

Lock him up and throw away the key.

The Virtue in Violence

The struggle in finding a new team in a new place. And when you know you've found the right one.

BREAKING NEWS – United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on “alleged” Hockey Hate

BREAKING NEWS - United States Park Police to Conduct Internal Investigation on Hockey Hate

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Gucci Ghosts

You might be fresh but you'll never be Gucci Ghost fresh

Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend

Eventually we all move on. Even from hockey gear.

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: The San Jose Sharts

Yeah you read it right... Sharts

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

The REAL story on the Chicken Nugget recall

The Chirp Corner – Sideline Swap Find of the Week

Today I found possibly the coolest thing ever on Sideline Swap. No fucking way in hell am I buying them though.

Keeping Up With Los Machetes: Week One

A game in the life of a weirdo goalie

Canadians Play Hockey EVERYWHERE….. Literally

Canadians being Canadian

C League Sites: Coffee with Coffey

A trip down memory lane

The Chirp Corner – In Defense of Wearing a Massive Half-Shield

Step up to the plate internet haters. I'm brushing you back.

The Chirp Corner – Is This the World’s Greatest Beer League Chirp?

Someone call 9-1-1, cause I murdered this bender.

Goalies – Have No Fear Your Hero Is Here

Your hero has arrived - EMBRACE ME!

The Chirp Corner – Goalies: ENOUGH.

Time to put an end to the goalies "being weird" phenomenon.

The Chirp Corner – Why Did I Not Go Backhand 5-Hole?


The Chirp Corner – What Is Acceptable Pre-Game Music?

When in charge of the music - what are the do's and don't's of being the DJ?

The Chirp Corner – It’s Time To End Dangle Shaming

Why is dangle shaming acceptable? A rebuttal to Nick's shameful "Greasy Goals" blog.

The Chirp Corner – 5 Reasons I Will Never Write a “List” Type Blog

"List" Blogs are awful - here's 5 reasons why.

Greasy Goals – Welcome to the 3G club

Greasy Goals? 3G Club it's a way of life.

The Chirp Corner – I Fear I Have a Problem

I have an addiction, and Sideline Swap is the drug.

The Chirp Corner – Love At First Dangle

Do you believe in love at first Dangle?

The Chirp Corner

Chirp Corner

Even the Flames players are tired of Mike Smith’s goaltending

Flames players doing their best beer league warmup impression

Introducing Myself: The World’s Okayest Goalie

New Blogger Alert: The Worlds Okayest Goalie

EA Sports – NHL 19 – Hope for the best, prepare for the worst

NHL 19 - Can you hear me now?

‘Twas the hour before beer league

Happy Holidays Beer Leaguers

Beer League Jersey Challenge 2019

The 4th Annual #BeerLeagueJerseyChallenge is here. Win a free set of custom beer league jerseys from Laga Sports worth $1500.

Beer League Review: The Hockey Arsenal Covet Stick

Arsenal Covet Hockey Stick Review

These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!

These World Junior Goalie Setups Are FIRE!!!

Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Money Shots

Hockey Holiday Hate Crime

What is this world coming to? Let the kids play!

New goalie equipment rules creating a goalie shortage

The new rules are resulting in more injuries leading to players abandoning the position.

The Worst Call In The History Of Hockey

The worst call in the history of hockey

The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey

The Beer League Commandments are sacred. Learn them, follow them, use them.

Bad Ass Beer League Jersey Of The Week – The Homers

Doh! These bad ass jerseys are almost too much.

A Beer League Christmas Wishlist

Every Beer Leaguer's Christmas Wants.

The Most Awesome Non-Hockey Hockey Jerseys You’ll Ever See

The best GD jerseys in the Worl.... we mean GALAXY

Team Stick Giveaway

Win Free Sticks For Your Team

Insert angry NHL19 title here

Bone to pick with NHL19 and EA Sports

By The Numbers – Breaking down the league fees in beer leagues

Breaking down what it costs to play in different cities in North America

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys: Double Dion

Bad Ass Beer League Jerseys - What's better than Dion? Double Dion! Check out this jersey that immortalizes a Canadian hockey legend.

Gritty Will Lead The Flyers To The Top

Unpopular opinion series (Metropolitan Division)

Good Guy Astros Fan – Calls Springer Homerun Then Buys Whole Section Beer

We all have made bets we didn't think we'd pay up on. This Astros fan came through with $500 worth of beer.

Beer League By The Numbers – How to deal with short & long benches

Yankee Fans Are The Maple Leaf Fans Of The MLB

The Worst Fans or The Best Fans? What do you think?

HURLING IS BAD ASS – What Is Hurling And Why You Should Be Watching It

The most bad ass sport you've never heard of

Goalies Are Filthy Stinking Cheaters

Why are goalies allowed to blatantly cheat us shooters?

Beer League Hockey Jersey Of The Week – Happy Hookers

How a 10 year old kid searching for boobs on TV came up with our Beer League Talk Jersey of The Week.

Referees Are Ruining Our Sports

Ref are donkeys! How can we stop them?

NFL Player, Jalen Ramsey, says he could make the NHL

NFL'er says with 6 month training he could make the NHL.

Beer League Hawkey 8/24

Can We Pay Your League Fees?

Can We Pay Your Fees PLEASE?

Why I’m Changing My Name To Connor McDavid

Why I'm changing my name to Connor McDavid... and why you probably should too.

Geezers in Breezers – Meet Michael From Everett

Geezers in Breezers - A Beer League Talk blog featuring adult players that play hockey because they love the game.

Goldberg vs Julie the Cat – Which Mighty Ducks Hockey Club Goalie Is Better

Goldberg The Goalie Vs Julie The Cat Debate Over - The #1 Goalie For The Mighty Ducks Was

Best NHL 19 Beta LOL Moments

The Best of the NHL 19 Beta

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: The Fourth Meal

The Jersey of the Week honor this week goes to a team that knows all about what should follow beer after the big game.

Beer League Talk Jersey Of The Week: MYSTERY TEAM!


Which one of you beer leaguers is this?

The Most Beer League Thing We've Seen on a Golf Course

Happy ‘Murica Day from BLT

Happy 4th Beer Leaguers

Beer League Season Awards

Never Lose a Beer League Game Again

Never Lose A Beer League Game Again!

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/18

Alright stick and pucksters, this week’s beauties can be seen in Windsor, Ontario in the FGHL. The Shithawks were an obvious choice for jersey of the week. Justin Dickson submitted these bad boys...

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/11/18

This week, @beerleagueclay presents to you Farley Athletics from Macomb, MI. These beauties are worn by @engeldangle and his teammates in honor of a former stick and puckster turned comedy genius...

Beer League Talk Beer League Hockey Jersey of The Week: 6/4/18

This week, we have U-S-Eh. Sent in by Joshua Hepburn of San Jose, California. “The idea for the team name came from half the guys on the team being Canadian and the other half being Americans.

Geezers in Breezers – Jeff From Chicago

Best New Summer Hockey Kicks


Beer Leaguer’s Guide to The Cup Final

Geezers in Breezers – Hector from Omaha

Most Common Beer League Hockey player Excuses

Finally a ref that knows what “goalie interference” is.

Geezers in Breezers – This Week Features Mike From Everett Washington

Meet Team BLT for the Walleye Chop

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #4 Deb Bellows – GM of the Inaugural Westy Champion TomCats

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #2 Westy Winners Dirty Mike and The Boys

Beer League Talk Jersey Challenge Results Judge #1 Nick From Beer League Talk

Geezers In Breezers – A New Beer League Talk Column By OldManDan

Panik! In The Jailhouse

Scott Foster: Beer League Legend

Beer League Talk Outdoor Classic Highlights

Are the New York Islanders The Most Beer League Team In The NHL?

Why Is Chris Stewart Always Running?

Troy Brouwer Answers Twitter Troll

10 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Team Manager

Do you even celly bro?

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Can’t – 4 – Olympic Edition

Womens Hockey is SOFT?

Goals Beer Leaguers Think They Can Score But Cant – 3

The Joy (and Pain) of Pond Hockey

Outdoor Classic

Westy Boosts

Top 10 Beer League Jerseys v2.0

The 10 Commandments of Beer League Hockey

Beer League Hockey Traditions Will Be Here to Stay for Years

The ABC’s of Beginner Adult Hockey

What jersey would you want from the Beer League Talk sponsored Calgary Draft Tournament?

Top 10 Reasons We’re Excited for Canmore Draft 2016

The 3 players that ruin Beer League Playoffs for everyone

Top 10 Beer League Hockey Jerseys

The Ultimate Guide to Surviving Adult Beer League Hockey Tournaments

What your beer league hockey game arrival time says about you

Building the Greatest Beer League Team of All Time: Players you need on your team

Top 10 Goalie Excuses in Beer League Hockey